Scrutting

The act of a dog rubbing against one's leg to get itself off.

This dog started scrutting my leg so hard, I couldn't get it off (if you'll excuse the pun)

by Cheddaz April 6, 2011

counting waiters

to space out in the middle of a conversation.

stop counting waiters and listen to me!!

by aly-b September 27, 2011

scooning it

1. to strategically retreat from a situation when it backfires.

Pete: hey bro let's go holdup the 7/11
you: yeah bro
Pete robs the 7/11 and hears police sirens
Pete: bro we should start scooning it aye
You: yeah mate, time to bounce

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

scotting

a man who masturbates.

I went to find my brother to go to a movie but he was scotting in his room with the door locked.

by Charles Pedskalny November 13, 2007

Counting Unicorns Near Topeka

A variation of CU Next Tuesday aka CUNT.

"Hey Cari, you Counting Unicorns Near Topeka?"

by Uwe11 January 11, 2009

Scooting

Accelerating in a powerband in a short amount of time. For example driving down the road at 35-40 MPH then getting up to 60-65 within seconds. Usually happens in forced induction vehicles when achieving boost in a steep or laggy powercurve..

YOUTUBE: HPF M3 DADS FIRST REACTIONS

boostscooting

by closed24x7 February 13, 2010

Counting Sheep

When you fall asleep while you are doing the sexual position "69"

Did you hear about Mike (Counting Sheep) one night after the bar when he was with his girlfriend in bed.

by Daddy Shep 24 August 28, 2009