schnarch

When you want to use the restroom to defecate but you don't want to because it feels good because it feels good holding it in.

I LIKE TO SCHNARCH ON A DAILY BASIS.

"YOU KNOW DAVID YOU REALLY SHOULDNT SCHNARCH! YOU MIGHT HURT YOURSELF, JUST GO TO THE RESTROOM!"

BOB: "I KNOW BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD!"

by The Gaping Doctor March 31, 2024

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Scharf

Scharf: noun and or verb; (slang English); A foul combination of defecation (5hit) and vomit (Barf). Which as a verb is inferred or presumed to be discharged simultaneously by an individual.

Following a typical Friday night of drunken and vile behavior The middle aged adolescent was found on a floor covered in the foul scharf purged from his every orifice.

Fluids being explosively expelled from either end, the acquaintance exclaimed, “Daniel my boy, you’ve gone and Scharfed yourself!”

by Rubber biscuit January 19, 2024

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Shnarfana

Someone that pretends like they know a band, such as nirvana and doesn't truly listen to them. Almost like a poser but just acts like they know them.

“Hey I love your shirt Nirvanas my favorite band!”
“Yesss I love Nirvana”
“Whats your favorite song?”
“Uuh I dont even listen to them”
“No way youre a shnarfana!!”

by waahpow July 25, 2024

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Scharfsinnlich

Wenn man sehr klug und hübsch ist.

Freddy ist sehr scharfsinnlich

by Borborb April 29, 2024

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Brett Scharff

A unique beast that usually wears moccasins and sweatpants on a daily basis. Usually located near a large abyss. His favorite food is sushi dick. He enjoys moling around in large mouth vaginas. He's a large fuckbag.

Hey did you see Brett Scharff recently? Nah man, hes a douche

by Brett Scharff October 13, 2011

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