My favorite team in the MLB. Yet they are by far the stupidest. They have had the greats of baseball. Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr., Alex Rodriguez, Alvin Davis, John Olerud, Bret Boone, Harold Reynolds, Jim Presley, Mike Blowers, Dan Wilson, Edgar Martinez, Carlos Guillen, Jay Buhner, Julio Cruz, Mark Langston, Gaylord Perry, Jamie Moyer, Floyd Bannister, Kaz Sazaki, Bill Caudill, Mike Schooler, and Edwin Nunez. All of these players were all greats of their time, but could never put together a championship run. This '08 season was supposed to be great with a possible run at a championship but at the all star break, the mariners are 21 games below .500. Great team to root for if you are from the northwest, because there are no other teams around. But if you are from anywhere else in the US, you want nothing to do with the mariners.
1-Who's your favorite team?
2-Probably the Seattle Mariners.
3-The Mariners? Wow, you must be from the NW.
1-Oh ya i know. I need a new team.
2-Didn't the Mariners just release Richie Sexson and are talking about trading Ichiro?
1-I have no comment to that.
3-Of course you don't.
2-Probably the Seattle Mariners.
3-The Mariners? Wow, you must be from the NW.
1-Oh ya i know. I need a new team.
2-Didn't the Mariners just release Richie Sexson and are talking about trading Ichiro?
1-I have no comment to that.
3-Of course you don't.
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if you are a scatterbrain you shouldn't be planning any camping trip, leave that to your friends; otherwise you'll end up in the middle of beantown
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A colloquial phrase that can be used in various ways deviating from the literal translation, "rape the fart".
I want to see all of you giving it %110 percent! The Mustangs are our biggest rival, you don't need me to remind you of that! And you know Coach Durden plays dirty, so if he sends in the secondary to put pressure on the line I expect you to scuttlebuck the tustards because it's Hammertime, baby! Go Sharks!
by scissorman October 23, 2008
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"What the hell are you talking about? You shat your pants?"
"No, shattle. In Washington."
"Oh, Seattle. Why don't you learn how to speak you dumb bastard"
"What the hell are you talking about? You shat your pants?"
"No, shattle. In Washington."
"Oh, Seattle. Why don't you learn how to speak you dumb bastard"
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guy1: o man, lets get some skittles and taste the rainbow!
guy2: i only have 16 cents, lets get some skattles!
guy2: i only have 16 cents, lets get some skattles!
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