saved by the blood

an expression based on saved by the bell, saved by the blood is used when someone gets hurt, and while it doesnt seem too bad, when it starts bleeding people take it worse and let you get off easier for being hurt, However, saved by the blood does not always work, for example in a street fight you will not be saved by the blood.

Drew: why isnt will playing?

Jose: he got a real bad cut on his leg he's bleeding alot.

Drew: pussy was saved by the blood.

by aaaaannnnnttttthhhhh June 25, 2009

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cock save

v. 1. when your friends save you from from hooking up with an ugly or otherwise undesirable female (or if you're gay an undesirable male). 2. the act of saving your friend's cock when he is too drunk to do so for himself.

ant: cock block

"dude, my sister totally cock blocked me last night"
"man, did you see the girl you were with?... i'd say she cock saved you"

by J.Dizzie March 02, 2012

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clunker savings

Windfall money garnered from participating in the Clunkers for Cash Program.

Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?

by Guido1 August 23, 2009

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college savings

A shit ton of money, College is expensive

Person 1, Yo, I just gave my College savings to an E girl
Person 2, bruh why did you do that

by Edis0088 June 13, 2022

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SAVED THE CAKE

When working on a team, one or more team members comes up with either an action or plan that takes the project out of the $hitter and makes everyone look good. This term can be used for team sports where one or more players makes a turn-around play that the outcome makes the team look good.

I thought for sure we were gonna get canned for wasting company time, but man, your idea to (fill in the blank)really saved the cake!

by thurD4 October 06, 2009

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