Ten on the floor stroking boar

It refers to when a truck driver has both feet on the gas pedal and has his/her chair all the way down and is masterbating while driving

“Is anyone driving that truck”
“The driver must be ten on the floor stroking boar”

by NiggaNumba7 January 15, 2020

Strokin a check

When a guy is sex texting a girl and just as she's about to cum-he stops to do a mundane task.

Last night Wes was sex texting me, I was almost there, when he suddenly stopped and instead of getting me off he wrote " and he began Strokin a check for his electric bill". Ugh

by Detective 42F December 31, 2014

stroking the fu-manchu

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.

I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.

by spicer2 August 8, 2009

Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010

sarkism

the patronizing way your wife or woman will give you a peck on the lips and a pat on the cheek as she walks out on you in mid-sentence

"I was in the middle of telling Amy about my latest fantasy football trade when she pulled the sarkism card on me."

by joeykayjr March 11, 2014

strokie

When you take a selfie picture or video of yourself having a stroke.

Recently a woman posted a selfie video clip of herself having a stroke because the emergency room doctor said there were no detected symptoms. To prove him wrong she took a strokie to show to doctor and the world when she posted it on the internet.

Did you see that clip of that woman taking a strokie?

youtube com watch ? v=D7YYWVNG4jA

by fingermaster June 20, 2014

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016