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Sarah Palin 

A mythical character, much like bigfoot. Originally made up by the democratic party in an attempt to make republicans look crazy. Soon afterward they realized they were doing a good enough job of that themselves, they tried to eliminate her but McCain had already chosen her as his vice presidential canidate. Played on the Fox sitcom Fox News by Tina Fey. Twitter account is run by Jimmy Helms, a 13 year old kid from Chicago.
Person 1: Dude! we went camping this weekend and i think we saw Sarah Palin!

Person 2: Dude, everyone knows she is just an urban legend.
Sarah Palin by BloodSugarLQ June 23, 2011
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Sarah Palin 

She is dumber than Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin by shit for brians April 26, 2022

Sarah Palin cheat-sheet 

Writing any type of reminder to make yourself a cheat-sheet on your hand.

Especially useful for exams, tests, quizzes, speeches, talking in front of republican committees, speaking on fox news, or any other reminder that you needed.
Jonathan: Dude I have a test tomorrow that I haven't studied for.
Sweeta: Dumbass. You don't needa study.... Just make yourself a Sarah Palin cheat-sheet!

Sammy Wammy got an A on her test after using her Sarah Palin cheat-sheet.

Sarah Palin Behavioral Syndrome 

When someone has characteristics of playing the victim, not accepting blame, throwing others under the bus if they do not agree with or cross them, that rules are for others, but not for them; and using others, including family, as tools. This syndrome may or may not include messed up family relationships, pathological lying, getting in over one's head because of poor qualifications, quitting things, and having messed-up financial or business dealings.
The defense lawyer made excuses for his own behavior, whined about the rules, and then the next day falsely accused the prosecution lawyer of the same thing. That made some court watchers comment that the defense lawyer was suffering from "Sarah Palin Behavioral Syndrome".

Sarah Palin bad 

When something is really, really bad.
Tom: Dude, my girl caught me in bed with Lucy yesterday.
Dan: Aw, man, that's Sarah Palin bad.
Sarah Palin bad by omg!wtf!bbq! January 14, 2010

Sarah Palin moment 

A moment in which one makes a silly mistake similar to that of Sarah Palin.
"Meg had a Sarah Palin moment yesterday. She thought that Africa was a country."
Sarah Palin moment by Mankle January 20, 2009

Sarah Palin Special 

When in a cold environment, like Alaska, sexual intercourse between a male and female in which the man inserts icicles and stupid pills up the lady's vagina, and then forces the woman to expound on Alaska's economy in a midwestern accent. All of this is done wearing a John McCain mask, as done so by the man.
Holy owl shit, for our honeymoon in Alaska, I took Gertrude outside to see Russia from our cottage and gave her one hell of a Sarah Palin Special when she got lovey-dovey.