Smiley Sanchez

Much like a Dirty Sanchez only instead of painting a mustache onto your lady, you give her a chinstrap.

The hooker i met last night was up for anything, so i gave her a Smiley Sanchez.

by Trex arms September 18, 2010

caramel sanchez

the act of applying "caramel" to the upper lip portion of the face. resembles dirty sanchez

I ordered a caramel sanchez from the starbucks, and the lady looked at my funny.

by Oraynce Fruit Puntz January 7, 2008

Goku Sanchez

An indecent act of naming your offspring a name which will incite laughter, ridicule, prejudice toward the offspring their entire life. The name can be anything unusual that doesn't really fit the boundaries of a name, many Celebrities are guilty of Goku Sanchezing their off-spring. The name comes from the odd-phenomenon of 90s kids naming their offspring after characters from the TV series, Dragon Ball Z.

Me: Did you hear what Carlos named his kid?
Them: Yeah that poor kid got Goku Sanchezed...

by Despotism101 January 26, 2018

Rick Sanchez

The smartest dude ever. He is a big criminal from C-137. He is usually annoying.

Rick Sanchez is a total douchebag.

by I AM AWESOME 1 April 24, 2019

sweaty sanchez

1. Perfroming the dirty sanchez on your girlfriend immediately after she has finished working out.
2. Giving your girlfriend a dirty sanchez using your ball sweat following an intense workout.

I gave sean's mom a sweaty sanchez after we had a four hour sex session.

by jvassios February 12, 2005

Beefy Sanchez

A big fat beefy mexican dick.

I gave her the Beefy Sampson while my buddy Pedro gave her the Beefy Sanchez in her chocolate starfish.

Maria likes her Beefy Sanchez with cheese, sour cream and guacamole.

I ordered a Beefy Sanchez at Taco Bell but they didn't have enough dick to fill my order.

by Jaques Strap October 3, 2007

qwerty sanchez

The act of fucking a girl doggy style on her computer desk. Then quickly sneaking an index finger into her anus and wiping it off on her keyboard, specifically on the q, w, e, r, t and y keys.

Last week I gave Jenny a qwerty sanchez, but she made me buy her a new keyboard the next day. Still totally worth it!

by tawneestone July 1, 2012