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that's what he said

Just like that's what she said, exept what a guy would say.
Bob: I could really use a hand.
Tod: That's what he said.

Julie: Betcha can't stick that whole lolly-pop in your mouth.
Emily: That's what he said.
by whatserface December 29, 2008
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you said the rhyme you did the crime

The one and only appropriate response to the age old saying "you smelt it you dealt it" thus pinning the flatulence back on the gentleman whom is most likely responsible.
*gentleman 2 farts in the elevator*
gentleman 1: Oh my god that smells disgusting! Taco Bell again for lunch?
gentleman 2: Dude...you smelt it you dealt it
gentleman 1: On the contrary, you said the rhyme you did the crime
gentleman 2: You reversed the charge so your at large!
gentleman 1: umm no...that is a stupid one
gentleman 2: damn ok you got me
by rainman690 July 22, 2010
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That's what the priest said.

An updated version of the previous "That's what she said" phrase relating to the many "incidents" between priests and "God's children."
Bob: I pulled on it as hard as I could and it just wouldn't come out!
Bill: "That's what the priest said."
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what he said

‘What he said’ – perplexing late 20th/early 21st Century social media phenomenon. Often to be found on social media sites whereby an individual asks either a reasonable question, solicits help with an issue or question, or seeks assistance with a pressing issue. The individual will then be provided with informed and insightful comments from a broad base of contributors. Eventually, the requesting individual will receive a response from a poorly informed (but perhaps well intentioned) contributor, echoing the previous comments stating ‘What he said’.

The exact point of stating ‘What he said’ when what was said had already been said has yet to be fully determined (particularly when what was ‘said’ was perhaps neither true or accurate). It is often considered a phrase used by the inarticulate and confused.
Mr A: ‘Why do we not see white dog poo anymore?’

Contributor 1: ‘White dog poo is the calcium left behind as the water evaporates, and the 'organic' components of the poop are consumed (in various ways) leaving the inorganic stuff behind. But nowadays dogs don't eat as much bone as they used to, including bone meal. Also, tighter regulation on dogs crapping on pavements means that turds don't hang around for years in public places like they used to, giving them less opportunity to dry out and turn white.’

Contributor 2: ‘What he said.’
by Octopus Scott November 12, 2013
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Sadid

The name Sadid (Arabic writing : ساديد) is a Muslim boys Names. The meaning of name Sadid is " Relevant, correct, right "
Salem Sadid. (Hello Sadid)
by Fireeagle December 9, 2020
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Thats what she said

Something dirty that a female might say during sex
Example 1: after larry let the pizza lay out and it became stale.

billy: arrrgh its so hard

Johnny: Thats what she said

Example 2: Joe and Trenton were eating ice cream.

Joe: mmmmm this tastes sooo good

Trenton: Thats what she said

Example 3: Jack and Nick Were at a party last night.

Jack: last night was the best, it was so fun.

Nick: thats what she said

Example 4: Adam and Tyler were waiting in a line that was hardly moving at all.

Tyler: FASTER!!!!

Adam: Thats what she said
by Epic Trenton August 3, 2011
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said no one ever

A phrase often used online to mock something that is generally disliked or of an unpopular opinion.
-I work at a toll booth and don't want to kill myself, said no one ever.

-Hold my fanny pack, I'm about to go fuck a woman, said no one ever.

-My life's about three things. Gettin' paid, gettin' laid, and the Dewey decimal system! Said no one ever.
by The Boho April 25, 2014
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