The Swinette is a living musical instrument made from the hair of a horses tail, strung tightly across the asshole of a hog. To make music with the Swinette is to blow like hell into the hog's ass while pinching his testicles tightly. The music that comes out will sound something like a ruptured kazoo with the squealing of the hog. Such favorites as "Foggy Mountain Breakdown", "Orange Blossom Special", and "Mountain Dew" my be played with ease, with the Swinette.
Last night at the Ho Down, The Swinette player grabbed his Swinette, got up on stage, wet his lips, and blowed a tune called "Everything is kinda all right". When he got done everybody stood up and cheered for an encore, so he then finished up his set with "Turkey in the Straw"! The Swinette player then said, "a good time was had by all, and we all had a good time".
by anonymous January 5, 2020
Get the Swinette mug.The term coined for an impossible relationship ongoing between a Swinnie and a Lucie.
Typically high earthquake warnings would arise in areas where any Swincies are active. This is due to the immense density of a Swinnie, its weight is simply too much for the crust of the earth to bear. In rare cases it has been observed that the crust or the earth simply snaps into pieces.
A swincie relationship is very clearly impossible due to its lack of a dynamic. The duo have most likely never made eye contact for more than 278.33 micro seconds ( to the nearest hundredth of a micro second ) .
In an average Swincie scenario the Swinnie will attempt to pretend he has either a girlfriend already or a crush. This is clearly false because Swinnies one and only love is for Lucie, even if it will never succeed.
Typically high earthquake warnings would arise in areas where any Swincies are active. This is due to the immense density of a Swinnie, its weight is simply too much for the crust of the earth to bear. In rare cases it has been observed that the crust or the earth simply snaps into pieces.
A swincie relationship is very clearly impossible due to its lack of a dynamic. The duo have most likely never made eye contact for more than 278.33 micro seconds ( to the nearest hundredth of a micro second ) .
In an average Swincie scenario the Swinnie will attempt to pretend he has either a girlfriend already or a crush. This is clearly false because Swinnies one and only love is for Lucie, even if it will never succeed.
Person 1 : Hey did you hear about those earthquakes happening nearby?
Person 2 : Yeah crazy, huh.
Person 3 : You know, it was probably a Swincie.
Person 1 : Oh damn, heard those were popping up again in the neighbouring town.
Person 2 : Yeah it all makes sense now. Those damn Swincies
Person 2 : Yeah crazy, huh.
Person 3 : You know, it was probably a Swincie.
Person 1 : Oh damn, heard those were popping up again in the neighbouring town.
Person 2 : Yeah it all makes sense now. Those damn Swincies
by SwincieIsALie420 October 8, 2020
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Get the Swinging your Dick mug.a term typically associated with the term Bouvier defining someone who's a bouvier and that also has bipolar tendencies,mood swings, or moments.
when the bouvier failed to steal the car he got particularly assanine and tried to argue his way out of being arrested. When the cops arrested him anyway he tried to give them a guilt trip. When that didn't work either he threw a huge Bouv Swing in which he was impregnable to anything that made sense and they eventually just gave up and threw him out of jail.
by Sigly_b January 9, 2008
Get the Bouv swing mug.The act disinfecting (or otherwise decontaminating)areas that are possibly infected with the swine flu (aka H1N1)... or to disifect areas that have NEVER been exposed to swine flu, but are sanitied anyway as a precautionary effort.
Office Guy : "What is Allison doing??"
Office Girl: "Oh, nothing really, she is just de-swining the copier... and everything else in the office because she is stressin' over this swine flu pandemic!"
Office Girl: "Oh, nothing really, she is just de-swining the copier... and everything else in the office because she is stressin' over this swine flu pandemic!"
by ThatGirlFromTheOffice April 30, 2009
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by TheCDawg September 20, 2009
Get the Dat Swine mug.1.A slang term for a very orange object. i.e. Fruits, colors, blemishes, etc.
2.A slang term for receding hairline
2.A slang term for receding hairline
1.Man, these carrots are such Jackson Swindles. Such a deep, orange color.
2.Bro, are you stressed? You've got a Jackson Swindle hairline going on.
2.Bro, are you stressed? You've got a Jackson Swindle hairline going on.
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