Blighpass surgery

An operation performed on the infamous late-18th-century sea captain and Vice-Admiral of the Royal Navy. Can also loosely refer to any surgery in which the distressed/exhausted patient feels like the rejected commander of a mutinied ship afterwards.

I told the doctor that I only had pleurisy and thus I merely needed some pain-killer, but he tried to convince me to have my appendix removed. He obviously just wanted to milk MaineCare for more operations than were truly necessary; I declined his Blighpass surgery.

by QuacksO May 24, 2019

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

They did surgery on a grape

A bad meme.

Doesn't deserve to be put on the internet.

Guy 1: They did surgery on a grape!
Guy 2: *grabs gun*

by Aurumakerman December 1, 2018

surgery rafting

A tall bearded Man who’s good at Fortnite.

Surgery Rafting is a tall man known to wear a beard and be great at playing Fortnite.

by Chick March 5, 2025

they did surgery on a grape

the dumbest meme ever that has no meaning and can be said at any time

Robert: Hey did you hear about that horrible terrorist attack
Joey: They did surgery on a grape

by gamerb0i60420 December 3, 2018

The Surgery Resident

When you have sexual intercourse utilizing your partner’s inguinal hernia as the receptive end of the act, with or without ejaculation into said hernia.

We got a little frisky last night and i totally gave my girlfriend’s hernia the surgery resident.

by kcommedic June 15, 2021

They did surgery on a grape

Did you hear?

Apparently they did surgery on a grape.

by Notlyingactuallytruedefinition December 11, 2018