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womp stretch

The act of inserting two penises into one vagina.
I can't believe she let us womp stretch her last night, does that make us gay?
by Blue bars January 30, 2016
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Stretch Style's

Is a person on the make, or a hustler. Usually from the street's, like a street punk (PUNK ROCK) hardcore individual.
Usually heavily tattooed and speak's in slang.
Live's life day to day like it was the last. No fear and does not care. This person blend's in a crowd when needed and is all way's under minded. Gang oriented and street smart. Usually violent and will attack with out notice. Like's loud music and easy women. Liquor is a pass time, you can find these individual's in the big city.
I seen stretch style's on the block today!!!
by Drifter13 July 31, 2011
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stretching the internet

When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.
I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.
by joesappy October 21, 2021
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Sanford Stretch

The act of intercourse where two fingers are placed in partner's booty hole and then spread apart and one must yell in the hole. If you hear an echo consider your attempt a success.
Bro, I gave this B the Sanford Stretch last night and damn shit echoed like i was at the Grand Canyon.
by T-Free88 May 15, 2010
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Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.
Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!
by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008
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Stretch Stat

A professional sports statistic that is contrived and presented in a manner so it sounds more significant than it really is.
"Christian Pulisic has failed to score in 2021"

- " C'mon...that's a stretch Stat -it's only Jan 30th!"

"Hey - did you know Dallas is undefeated this season when Zeke Elliott rushes for 100+ yards? "

- " ummmmm seems like a stretch stat seeing as he has only done that twice the entire 16 game season"
by LeoMarbson January 30, 2021
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Stretch Lemur

The act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it's bum and out it's mouth. Then screwing some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.
Guy 1: "So how did prom go?"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"
by Silent Z 91 May 18, 2011
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