Stealth Booker

Somebody who constantly monitors statuses and interaction on facebook while rarely posting anything themselves or drawing attention to their own account. People are subsequently surprised by the amount of knowledge of facebook this person actually has

Guy 1: So anyway I was posting a load of joke stuff on facebook last night that was really funny...like I posted a quip about sexual depravity
Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled
Guy 1: ?

(Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)

Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much
Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything
Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on
Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......

by Blargle Margle June 8, 2011

stealth hug

A hug given via stealthy means, thus surprising the recipient. Stealth huggers sometimes approach from behind and often comes accompanied by a proceeding distraction and a following exclamation of "STEALTH HUG!"
Elite stealth huggers involve elaborate schemes to distract the recipient sometimes by involving an accomplice.

"Look over there, there's a three headed monkey! STEALTH HUG!"

by thestumonkey January 17, 2014

stealth slip

The quick one-touch/grab movement, which, if you are lucky places your penis back under the belt-line of your pants in the unfortunate event of a public boner.

F: What's that lump in your pants?
M: Oh shit, I'll just pull my stealth slip!

by slickslider December 9, 2013

Stealth Bombing

Insulting a certain individual without them ever finding out

"Damn Tiffany is such a Hitler Cunt" "Why are you stealth bombing on Tiffany so hard"

by Bin Laden's Meaty pussy October 14, 2016

Stealth Mission

To approach an objective silently and undetected.

Or make ear breaking explosions everywhere.

Usually the second.

Stealth Mission? Bring the Rocket Launcher.

by Silenth32 March 22, 2019

stealth smasher

A man who smashes the crab of his girlfriend within close proximity of family or friends without anyone realising

Russell smashed the crab out of his mrs last night,the walls were that thin that surely somebody would have heard him

It’s a good job he’s a stealth smasher!!

by Boil the prawn yeeeeessss May 11, 2018

Stealth Piss

A method of urination (males only) in which an individual pisses around on the toilet bowl but NOT the water so as to avoid making any kind of audible sound

Ah shit, there's somebody in the next cubicle, better stealth piss

by infinitevoid October 11, 2012