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steak plate

steak plate: verb and noun. the art of getting a guy to buy you a steak dinner, then not giving him any ass in return. Also known as the ribeye goodbye, the porterhouse and bounce, the sirloin-no loin. One can get "steak plated"
Oh she steak plated him last week and he's still calling.
by allifo44 August 17, 2021
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chopped steak

A slab of ground beef desperately meant to pass off as a real steak but is actually a cheap, disappointingly shitty imitation that doesn't even come close to any typical cut of steak in flavor or texture. Typically used by burger joints for dishes that require a standalone steak because for much less money they can essentially just throw a large hamburger on a plate by itself and then it's somehow considered a steak.
Customer: I'll have the steak & eggs, please.

Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?

Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.
by j5689 July 9, 2017
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BennyCheeze Steak

A Philly cheesesteak that has been modified by the addition of any antihistamine, or combination there-of, with the intention of causing a sedative reaction by the consumer of the said cheesesteak.
Cory: "Me and my boys fed some BennyCheeze Steaks to these girls at the Ring Hop after-party it was so fun"
by Charles Jefferson Wright February 5, 2022
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Lake steak

Any edible creature coming out of the lake. Such as bass, trout and crayfish.
Person1 : hey when does the fishing season start?
Person2: I don't know but when it does I'm gonna be pulling in the lake steak!!!
by Ptrick94 March 26, 2017
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Steak Sandwhich

When you girl’s tits are too small for a titty fuck but you long for that titty fuck feeling so you roll her over, draw two nipples on her ass checks and slide your beef rapidly back and forth tween the buns till you nut on her back.
Rachel’s A cups are great for sucking but not so much for a titty fuck so she lets me do the steak sandwhich when I’m in the mood.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Salsbury Steak

Guy 1: Hey that girl just knocked my stuff over!

Guy 2: Give her a good old Salsbury Steak!
by Periphery830 April 21, 2011
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bake the steak

Suntanning nude. No tan line. Typically a guy referring to including tanning his genitals.
Anyone want to go to Black's Beach? I need to bake the steak.
by RNPS January 13, 2008
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