sprinkle monster

a sprinkle monster is an individual who injects an acid (lsd)-like substance into the childrens candy, formally known as sprinkles, typically used to add color, and festivity to ice cream. once the drug is injected into the sprinkles, the "sprinkle monster" will then run into the middle of a room, particularly a college class room, and throw the sprinkles in the air for everyone to enjoy.

Corrine : God I can't wait to see Parker today. He's the best sprinkle monster I have.

by Ew that guy smells like Poo April 25, 2011

vagina sprinkles

its vagina hair so if you say it its not meant to be serious so i recommend not saying it around family members....

i havent shaved my vagina sprinkles in soooo longggg

by sela6254 March 18, 2018

sprinkle the orchestra

To buy a round of drinks for everyone at the bar.

Barkeep: I'll have another and would you sprinkle the orchestra!

by KBSKRI January 18, 2008

vagina sprinkle

Little pieces of toilet paper that stick to your vagina after wiping.

Man i was gonna go down on girl the other day, but then I saw all the vagina sprinkles.

by Rraddish August 14, 2017

Sprinkled Donut

The act of a homosexual man attempting to place his short cock into his own asshole.

I'm just making a sprinkled donut!

Kill me

by ShortDickedLlama November 27, 2016

titty sprinkles

titties with freckles all over

Yo dog you see them titty sprinkles on that stripper?

by Z Felds October 22, 2007

Fanny Sprinkles

The crusty deposit left around the genital area when a women either gets excited and gets moist or after sex when her vagina is ripe with fanny juice and seamen, the Fanny Sprinkles are the dried seamen or womens cum, which is picked off and sprinkled elsewhere. men can also get fanny sprinkles after sex when the womens juices are still around the penis and dry.

hmmm Fanny Sprinkles make a good ice cream topping!!

by 8RaM October 17, 2006