Scatmember

The condition of a guy's phallus after anal intercourse

My next door neighbor asked me to stick it in her naughty place but I respectfully declined for fear of getting scatmember. I hate poop on my dick!

by makookakulkarni October 21, 2009

Scatastrophe

A catastrophe related to or with direct involvement of scat.
Can also be used analogously as to describe a situation of catastrophic failure, but slightly worse and possibly with a little scat sprinkled on top.

1. Last night Chris had the chili cheese habanero bean and salsa dip along with a few gin and tonics which resulted in this morning's scatastrophe.

2. The most famous scatastrophe of all time is probably 2 girls 1 cup.

3. It's horrible to see a crane collapse on a building, but for that building to be an old folk's home is a scatastrophe.

by itakepwnership September 25, 2010

scat

shit, human feces, eaten from one's ass..usually in scat play and other sexually related pratices

I ate scat directly from Cindy as she squatted over my face and let it out

by Gary February 5, 2005

Scat Sex

A slang term for "coprophilia, fecophilia, fecalphilia or coprolagnia". It is a paraphilia involving sexual pleasure through human feces, or rather to its excretion. In the case of consuming feces, generally scat play is safe when played alone and safe with a partner if one uses protection so as not to come in direct contact with a partner's excrement.

Also see Urolagnia.

Guy :Hey, let's have some scat sex.
Girl: Gross, hepatitis.

by Mistercity August 6, 2006

Scat Fetish

Sexual addiction to jazz.

"You have a scat fetish?"
"Yes, I LOVE jazz music. I can't jizz without jazz."

by muzak men February 26, 2020

scat

The only thing that turns normal people on, next to vomit and sticking an arm up a mare's rectum.

i like me some crispy corn nuggets. Scat is the SHIT.

by runpoochrun November 3, 2011

Scatalogue

1. A piece of media focused on a topic so awful, that only equally awful people of that grouping will buy it. Strangely enough, these are often best-sellers, and generally abhorrently overprice for their overall literature worth. Brought out by publishers in order to cash in the malaise of contemporary society. (e.g. Diary of a Chav, The Princess Diaries, John McCririck's Autobiography)

2. A catalogue featuring items that no-one in their right minds would buy, lest they are arrested by the Taste Police. (e.g. the Sci-Fi fanatic's catalogue)

1.

Becca: "I see Diary of a Chav is being sold at £7.99 in Waterstone."
Lewis: "Yes, and that's just the cover art".
Becca: "What moron would want that sort of Scatalogue? Oh, right."

2.

Warmy: "Did you see that 6-foot fibreglass C3P0 statue they were selling in that sci-fi scatalogue? Only £8,999!"
Richard: "I know, I bought 2, one for me, and one for my wife."
Warmy: "You don't have a wife."
Richard: "I'm aware of that."

by Alexander Reed-Lofts October 17, 2007