smartyhost

Any hosting provider that has terrible up-time and poor business support.

That hosting place was a total smartyhost

by Anoosh Manzoori January 29, 2009

Snartblast

Snartblast, or in this case the process of snartblasting, first involves containing yourself in a sealed environment. Next is to attempt to sneeze, piss, shit, vomit, fart, cum, and cry all at the same time. The difficult part is capturing all the bodily fluids that were released during the purge.

I just snartblasted *crying*

by BeaRv1 April 21, 2018

Swarty Method

An inconspicuous method a beach goer uses to relieve himself while around a group of people. The process of the Swarty Method is as follows: dig small hole in sand, laying belly down nonchalantly open board shorts and place genitals in hole, release urine and casually talk among the group, when finished and still laying down gently place genitals back in board shorts and close shorts, in one motion stand up and swoop sand over hole and resume socializing.

The beach goer just shotgunned five beers while talking with the most beautiful girl he had ever met. His fear was to leave her with his friends while he used the restroom so instead he used the Swarty Method to continue his flirtations with his new found friend.

by Aswart August 11, 2010

snarky

A term, which Dane Cook suggests we google.

He was being very snarky with his attitude. Yeah, snarky, google that shit.

by snuffles35652452452472655265268358 July 9, 2007

snarky

A word created by combining of sneaky and saracasm. You definetly watching too much Dane Cook - but seriously, how much is REALLY too much?

Snarky - google that shit

by Mia17 May 14, 2007

snarky

Snarky refers to a concise, clever comment that's referential to something. It's normally jagged, like sarcasm, but it involves more creative thinking than a sarcastic comment does. It can be in reference to something from popular culture, or a turn-of-the-phrase that creates something original from it's source material.

You're sitting on an airplane, with a family full of annoying young children seated behind you, who are kicking your chair, being noisy and generally irritating...

You turn to the person seated next to you, and say in a snarky fashion:

"Hell is other people's children."

by Mr Memetic June 1, 2007

Snarky Parker

While railing a chick in the ass, abruptly stop and bend her over the couch, while she is stationary, reach for your friendly neighborhood Spiderman Action Figure and force fuck her in the ass.

Her ass will never be the same after that Snarky Parker

by Vagtastic69187 March 19, 2010