choke the smurf

slang for masturbation, or wanking if you're normal (english)

Hmmm, I am bored. I think i'll choke the smurf

by Chris the Jebend May 8, 2008

what the smurf

can be used when mad and dont want to get in touble for cusing.Also can be used to be sweet like me

teacher:sit down for the 45th time
you:what the smurf did u say to me?
teacher:sit down
you:go smurf a smurfing smurf

by zimbobaway lou July 25, 2008

Smurf Coke

Adderall 10 milligram pills, most often crushed and snorted in a semblance of cocaine, with an upper effect slightly resembling the same.

"Dude, I totally conned my psychiatrist into giving me a script for smurf coke."

by Lindicimadelaciudad February 23, 2008

Smurf Poo

Plain and simple, 'Blu Tack'.

office clerk:"could you pass me the Smurf Poo please?, i need to stick some pictures to the wall."
colleague:"sure!, here you go"

by Skinuss May 18, 2008

Shmurr

Used as a substitute for any swear. Used to describe any awkward person or moment.

Guy 1: dude, I failed that math test.
Guy 2: aw Shmurrr.

Guy 1: Ya I know right.

by pussyslayer123 January 27, 2015

Purple Smurf

The act of being deep throated by a midget

I was watching little people big world and i saw the mom on the show, she was so hot that i wanted to purple smurf her

by Turtleshit33 January 8, 2011

slurrie

slurrie: slut in a hurry.

a girl who sleeps with many in a short amount of time

skye: lets have sex. make it quick tho i have to be off.
chad: oo u slurrie.

fucken slurries

by babbbii July 11, 2007