Smell Test

Contrary to the clothes and snatch smell test, the post-poop smell test is used to determine whether or not the pooper's hands need cleansing. Positive results = fingers smell like poop = hand has come in contact with butthole = hand-washing necessary. Negative results = finger smell does not resemble feces = successful wipe = hand-washing deemed frivolous

Man 1: Sir, you did not wash your hands?

Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.

Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.

by Jako Kot July 26, 2010

Smell Stick

A mans finger used to sample a ladies flavor.

If that smell stick is remotely fishy, get the f out.

by Pozzum69 December 19, 2011

smell zone

an area affected by an extremely unpleasant smell that you do not want to breathe in

Somebody was already shitting there when I was peeing in the toilet and I got into the smell zone. Fuck! I wanna go home and change my clothes now.

by vladim_i_rich June 20, 2016

Smell A X

The stinkiest airport in the world

Uncle flew into Smell A X

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 24, 2019

Smell the smell

When you wake up and final realise what the smell is , or you live in a submarine and cannot smell the smell .

I cannot smell the smell anymore....

by Guaam March 15, 2021

smell theory

a theory that says that men subconsciously know when women are sexually active because of pheromones.

but there was still the ''smell theory''. That's what us girls put it down to, that must men subconsciously know when you are sexually active, because they just start to come out of the woodwork.

by anchy_nicka January 11, 2008

smell check

-Having enough suspicion of a situation or event to the point where you have to investigate further to see if it was wrong or bogus (or BS).

-Hearing what seems like bullshit, and checking it out further.

"Tom said he couldn't come in today because he had an appointment."
"Hmm, that's funny. He didn't mention anything to me. When he gets back, I want to see his appointment slip to smell check his story."

by awj_woody October 8, 2007