Emily sharp

Emily blunt’s sister, Emily sharp. Her head is pointier than a knife and she is a common murder weapon.

Yesterday I killed my enemy and I used Emily sharp to shank him

by Oof ouch owie stop shanking me August 16, 2021

Uzbekistan pencil sharpener

An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.

*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."

by cornbr3ad_ October 12, 2022

Sarpanch

punjabi term for someone who runs the village. Baisically a legalized thug.

I would ask sarpanch before moving in this area.

by Guronkar - the official sarpanch November 1, 2005

sharp as a spoon

a person who is not too clever

your as sharp as a spoon

by mob January 13, 2004

Sarpreet

A very intellectual, strong and sexy guy. Usually a brunette and definitely the most interesting man you know. If you know a man with the name, consider yourself the luckiest and most honored person on the planet

Damn, look at Sarpreet, I wish I was him

by CTSK July 8, 2009

not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch

Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006

SHARP Skins

SHARP punks and Skins. The SHARP stands for "Skinheads against racial Prejudice". SHARPS are true punks because thats what punks rock was always about from the beggning,uniting all people despite there differences, and not conforming to the bullshit ways of society, and kicking the shit out of facist racist fuckers with no heart.

Black or White PuNx UNITE!

Nazi idiot fake punk: Hey look at the Mexican he's a Beaner! Look at that Asian he's a Chink! Look at that black guy he's a Nigger!

SHARP Punk: What did you say?

SHARP Punk #2: Yeah, What did you say?

SHARP Punk #3: What did you say little bitch?

SHARP Punk #4: WHAT?!

SHARP Skins: umm, what the fuck dude....

(10 minutes later "Nazi idiot fake punk" ends up in hospital..)

by Bad Brain August 11, 2008