Sex Shed

A haunted shed where sex frequently happens.

Person 1: yo did you hear about the murder in the sex shed?
Person 2: the only thing that died in there was my virginity

by penismuncher42069 November 15, 2020

tool shed

A place to "hwhack it." It is very important to emphasize the "h" at the beginning.

Butthead: Hey, Beavis, hu-hu, Mr. Anderson's coming.
Mr. Anderson: Hey! You boys better not be out there hwhackin in my tool shed!

by CapnCratch September 4, 2009

shed shit

Stuff you do behind a shed; esp. eating a girl out, pissing, and laughing at people eating a girl out.

Man, that one kid tries to say he doesn't like blow jobs cuz they are nasty, but he shouldn't be judging after that shed shit.

by Abe Nugent November 8, 2007

Slough Shed

An illegal one storey end of garden building put up as a garden shed, but illegally rented out to illegals and new immigrants as a slum home. The plague of Slough, Berkshire UK back gardens.

How many illegals have you managed to pack into your Slough Shed and make a profit?

by Mr SL1 Slough March 31, 2009

shed-shit

Illicit or embarrassing activities such as urinating, smoking marijuana, or giving (not receiving) oral sex. Named after the idea that one might prefer to do these activities behind a shed.

This is a common colloquialism in south-eastern Wisconsin.

Man that party was fun, but it got hilarious when we caught him doing that shed-shit.

by The Real Nuge November 29, 2007

shed faced

this is the state of inebriation required in order to got to the shed and have a good time

"Boys! Lets go to town because I'm shed faced!!"

by b0bbyray October 7, 2011

A shed-load

<n> Northern British slang;
collective term used to describe a large amount of anything.

"Fred should have noticed a shed-load of sheds in the shed shop, but the shtupid schlong didn't."

by Stuart Fletcher December 20, 2004