straddle saddle

The facial (mustache) area of a man which provides the best seat for a woman tto straddle his face and have the ride of her life !

Him:Hey gorgeous how bout a ride on the ol straddle saddle ?

Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!

by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019

lady straddlers

a man's bulging arms for the ladies to cling on to when they feel insecure, scared, alone, or want to get close to their lover.

Mike bellowed out an irresistible mating call to a beautiful lady.

She, feeling so attracted, walked over and grasped his "lady straddlers" and conversed till the sun set.

Mike, is the man.

by GiggidyOhhYea March 14, 2008

straddle my rail

the act of swallowing cumm

pimp juice,"bitch do you wanna straddle my rail"Bitch, "yup"

by pimp juice j December 30, 2009

scrafd

1. To be scared beyond comprehension.
2. To be really fucking scared.
Coined by PedoBear, an undead player on the Zuluhed realm of World of Warcraft.

Note: The number of d\'s at the end of the word equal how scared the person is.

{PedoBear}: Dude, you really need to shut the fuck up.
{Flamer:Scilla}: REPORTED
{PedoBear}: OMG IM SO SCRAFD

by Gusssss October 24, 2006

scrandom

A random person on the internet that posts completely random things just to be funny, but end up in the end of just making an ass of themselves.

Guy1: "Hi"

Guy2: "Hello"

Guy1: "PINEAPPLE!"

Guy2: "Wow, damn scrandoms are every where these days on blogs...

by Th3 Unkn0wn October 17, 2008

straddling raptor

When one straddles anothers face backwards and farts in ones mouth

Greg told me that after Nick tickled Jim, he receive the straddling raptor and pretty much sucked the fart out of his ass

by ducksaucewompa1 October 28, 2009

Scriddy

Often refering to a person that is unworthy of being named by its proper noun.

That scriddy over there forgot to bring me my lunch yesterday.
OR
Wow, she really isn't answering your phone calls, what a scriddy.

by notyouraveragejames June 14, 2011