I'm Schleep

A phrase used in the context of being tired, irrelevant, or a quick way to get out of a conversation

"So who's this 'Ashley' in your phone huh?"
"....I'm schleep..."

by randombeanwisdom August 24, 2016

Schlemp

A dickass

Sean Mclaughlin is such a fucking schlemp dude. He's the kind of guy to carry around a pocket constitution just to feel smug.

by Ryles234 November 15, 2018

schleeps

sh-leep-s
a ganja cigarette that is smoked at least 30 minutes before you go to sleep. this is so that the buzz will make you fall asleep and stay a little bit stoned when you wake up, so that the morning spliff can be fully enjoyed

"Hey man wana save a Schleeps joint off this bag"
"Yeah man put me right to sleep"

by connorbag April 30, 2006

schleich

(verb) to steal; to swipe

Look at that guy, he's going to schleich the jolly ranchers!

by thegrinch95 October 7, 2010

Dirty Schlegel

To fuck a male chicken

Matt: Hey Andrew did you give that chicken a dirty schlegel yesterday?
Andrew: You bet i did!

by BloodyHack567 December 8, 2010

schleptop

An old, outdated and brick-like laptop computer

Man, get rid of that 486 schleptop!

by k3v1nl.1984 June 10, 2007

Schleppe

A nickname given to a familiar and like-minded random friend that is the epitome of awesome.

‘’Hey Schleppe! How was your night?’’
‘’OMG It was soooo bad Schleppe!! I got SO drunk I told everyone about some embarrassing 'in the moment' encounters between me and the ex.. I know i'll never hear the end of it’’
‘’Oh Schleppe hahaha’’

by mzdali February 20, 2012