samsumg

Good ass smartphone peter than apple
Fuck that appple shit

Some are waterproof alot of storage

Samsumg is a smartphone from ios

by I know what is shit May 5, 2018

samsung a80

Fucking underrated phone that's never talked about EVER, it has cool specs a flippy camera and whatnot but the battery is shit, still bigger than iPhones though

"Hey dude what phone is that?"
"It's a Samsung A80 it has that flippy camera"
*Drops phone*
"Fuck......"

by Ruiz ^_^ May 16, 2020

Samster

A nickname given to a girl named Samantha. She’s a very fiesty one watch out don’t get on her bad side. She’s truly confused about her feelings for guys as practically the entire town is trying to get with her but she treats them all as they’re her brothers. She’s a great gal with spunk watch out or she might just break a bone or two of yours.

Did you see Samster? She’s a scary one

by Anonymousmyass June 5, 2021

Samsung Smart Fridge

A fridge that Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP character) mistook for his mother after Philza Minecraft told him that a photo on the fridge was his mother. It’s a joke about how Philza married a smart fridge and became the father of Wilbur.

Did Philza Minecraft marry a Samsung Smart Fridge?

by bored_ December 16, 2021

bilateral samsonite

Known to EMTs and paramedics, the individual who needlessly calls 911 for an imagined emergency and is waiting on the curb with two packed suitcases when the ambulance arrives, assuming that he or she will be staying in the hospital for some time (where hopefully personal attention, sympathy, food, and pain medications will be administered).

We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.

Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.

by Artmedic March 25, 2010

Austin Samson

(1)A lil' bitch whom doesn't have the particular testicular dimensions to face the people he's screwed over.

(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩

STRANGER: "hey what's that smell?"
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."

by Savagelysalty😂😅😭 December 2, 2021

samsa

a low life. one who smells of rotten decaying fecial matter. often found in their hut wallowing in their own trash they rummaged from the streets in the shittiest form. they vary in form but are always recognizable by their cave man shaped heads and their greasy discusting hair. you will often catch them dropping lines such as..."just checkin out the rims, man!", "im not a samsa im a samsonite!"

"I seen that samsa dragging that wretched rotten piss stained couch from the dump down the road"
"whoa wtf that dirty samsa is digging in my trash can again! well maybe he will be happy to find the moldy rotten dominoes pizza and cinna sticks i had 10 days ago..."

by the citizens of peshtigo February 9, 2004