safety pin

a foldable pointy object, useful for getting stuff off of other stuff.

hey, you got a saftey pin? my pipe is clogged again

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

safety hedgehog

An overly cautious person or someone particularly concerned about the rules of safety.

I don't want to be a safety hedgehog but shouldn't we make sure the power is off before touching those wires?

by Buddy Grant February 14, 2008

Safety First

A reminder to engage in safe sex. Usually used when the people in question aren't actually planning on having sex, but the speaker is implying that they will be having sex.

Person A is leaving the party with person B, a platonic friend.

Person C: Safety first!

by luxi4r February 24, 2017

Safety Net

One of Ariana Grande’s songs from her newest album; Positions :)

A: “have you listened to Safety Net yet?”
B: “yeah I love it!”

( btw stream positions😟⁉️ )

by pisskink<3 May 9, 2021

safety pin

A unique earring. Ouch.

Mm. I like safety pins. I'll put one in my ear... ow!!!

by Meeeee November 12, 2003

safety wee

An act of urination, often undertaken whist on the lash, taken before moving on somewhere else. The basis of the activity being to avoid getting caught short en route to your next destination.

- "Drink up mate we're moving on."
- "OK, just a sec, there might be a queue at the next place. I reckon we should both take a quick safety wee."

by The Lazer May 23, 2008

Safety Squat

When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation

Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat

Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess

by Captainsafetysquatter June 16, 2018