one of THE coolest people in the entire world. ever. like throughout the whole matrix. which is real, JOHN!!!!! so moving on... means pepper...and baby ruth. which is--me. im super
When you poop into a baseball bat mold and freeze it. Then, use it to beat women.
Wife: "Heybabe, I just got back from the store, but I forgot to get you your foot cream."
Me: "That's okay babe, just let me go to the freezer real quick..." *grabs Baby Ruth Bater Ginsburg*