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A Five Ropper

A Five Ropper is a term used to describe the male ejaculation. In order to be A Five Ropper, the male needs to have secreted at least five pulsations of semen on the person body. Thus the semen looks like white ropes...
Wow, i have not had a salt shot like that in a while. I just exploded with A Five Ropper. Say what, yeah five frozen ropes of man batter is on your stomach. Its been a couple of days...5 is a good day!
by A guy from brooklyn September 25, 2009
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pre-ripped jeans

Jeans that come already "expertly ripped." It ruins what ripped jeans used to be. Ripped jeans used to have a story behind them. For instance, you could have ripped those climbing a fence escaping from your gf's dad.
John: How'd you get those rips on your jeans?
Richy: Well....I'm so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
John: You bought pre-ripped jeans. You must be really cool....
by thisissoooomyrealname March 19, 2008
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bodice-ripper

A book labeled "Historical Romance" that is really just written porn for middle-aged women.
Trevor: Hey Jeff's mom, what's that you're reading?
Jeff's mom: Oh it's called "A Knight for Alice." It's a lovely romance set in 1500's England. Very sweet and adventerous.
Jeff: Mom give it up. Everyone knows that's just a bodice-ripper.
by BambiBigalow April 21, 2011
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Rupert Pooper

A small stupid person who is used as a friendship group's punching bag. He also thinks he's better than all of the others, so constantly believes he'll do better working on the night of a great celebration than going out with the lads, however he'll always get a DUDE. And his girlfriend resembles a guy you once knew, but don't know where from.
1) Be a Rupert Pooper and let us push in a shopping trolley down a hill.
2) Lad #1: "Come out with us for New Years Eve!!"
Lad #2: "No thank you, I will be trying to improve my 2 Ds, 1 E and a U. By staying awake until 4am and playing Black Ops"
Lad #1: "You are a massive faggot, Rupert Pooper"
3) "Doesn't your girlfriend look a little like Malcolm"
by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011
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Ring-ripper

Occurs when applying over-vigorous wiping of toilet paper, and fingernails are too long. "Damn, looks like I just pulled a Ring-ripper!"
by Danny Reynolds January 12, 2008
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Ripperoni Pizza

A phrase used only during the most tragic events in history of mankind.
Mark : “Wow I can’t believe the twin towers just collapsed

Fred : “I know right ripperoni pizza”
by Rarezas November 12, 2018
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Soundcloud Rapper

by it cant be November 30, 2020
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