Gay Roasting

It is a defense mechanism, in which a person says very gay things to get someone either off their back. Or out of the way because most straight men do not want to listen to gay things.

Michael - can I suck your cock Jimmy!?

Jimmy walks off

Michael was Gay roasting

by Sexyballsack March 30, 2017

hopeless romantic

someone who truly belives in love. not someone who cant get a date. they belive that love is the most beautifull thing on earth. when their sad just knowing that someone is thinking of them makes them smile, holding their hand makes them feel like they can fly. they belive that love is magic

hopeless romantic : im a hopeless romantic

idiot: oh so u cant get a date !

hopeless romantic: shut up ur the one who asked me out last week

idiot: yeah cause ur hot !!!!!!

hopeless romantic: ur an idiot

by loveismagic1234xoxo July 23, 2009

romantic goth

happy. usually likes black and red. wears lace, velvet, and interesting makeup. usually in love, hence the name "romantic". likes to dress up, wear hair in different ways, and has obsession with red roses, or even black roses.

what a romantic goth is not: emo, sad, whiney, wrist-slitting, obssessed with reputation/friends/myspace

a romantic goth girl:
usually wearing black with minimal red, carrying red/black roses from her boyfriend. is "dressed up", looks somewhat professional, and has a smile on

a romantic goth guy:
like the girl, usually wears minimal red with lots of black. carries black/red roses and other various tokens of love for his girlfriend. may have normal hair, but not always. usually smiling, but only if he's with his lover

by eroshiyda September 1, 2006

Roasting

The act of verbally assaulting someone until you hurt their feelings, sometimes to the point of making them cry. In most cases it is associated to fags who think everyone likes them.

Chris acted so tight, even though nobody liked him, so i started roasting him in front of everybody.

Chris: Hey everybody check out my new threads.
John: Nobody cares fag.
Chris: My jeans cost more than you're whole outfit.
John: It looks like you got them things as a hand-me-down.
Chris: What makes you think that?
John: There's a huge ketchup stain in the front, and your jeans are so tight they look like they chopping off your ankles.
Chris: *Embarrassed* *Runs to the bathroom and cries*

by Aysis March 6, 2011

Hopeless romantic

someone that thinks of love passionately.

A hopeless romantic is someone who seeks an opportunity to share a piece of his/her's heart.

by criick3t June 30, 2006

Romantic Icing

Sperm. A lot of it. Ejected, caringly, over a lovers face.

"Yes Jeaves, we had a lovely dinner. The portions were small though. Afterwards I sprayed my romantic icing all over young Alice's face and she clearly still had an appetite."

by Tom D October 19, 2006

Hopeless Romantic

(Applying to the Male half) The male version of the hopeless romantic, is the best friend from a teen movie. The guy who loves the girl more deeply then anyone could, he fights for her, protects her. But is unrealistic when it comes to loving her. He dreams night and day about them being together, what it would be like, but it's met with shattered dreams due to the simple fact there's another man in the picture. Maybe it'll be pretty in pink or maybe it'll turn good like Win A Date With Tad Hamilton. Still regardless the tragic hero will continue to dream of that girl, and stay with her knowing he's just second fiddle.

Mr. Right our hopeless romantic watches as the dream girl goes out for the night with the smooth talker. Mr. Right lets it happen.

by m.r. darcy June 3, 2009