robert rooster

My home dog for life and we stroke shafts like a boos and pop caps in each others asses

Me and Robert Rooster celebrate Hump Day daily

by Tray Tray6688 January 29, 2014

sloppy rooster

While strutting his stuff thinking he is going to get laid, then he barely gets the condom on before he blows his load.

Whitney thought she brought home a marathon man, but ended up with Kent and his sloppy rooster.

by Hswan33 January 16, 2018

Theodore Roosevelt

A US president that continued his speech after he fucking got shot

He is also called "teddy Roosevelt"

Harry Cochems: Are you hit president?
Theodore Roosevelt: He pinked me Harry

by Sebastian294 March 22, 2021

stole the rooster's pants

When someone makes a silly comment, suggesting something as ridiculous as stealing a rooster's pants right off of his body. Can be used effectively in several countries, including the USA, Bulgaria, and Thailand. This phrase also has potential sexual implications.

Joey (a US citizen): "Wow, I could really use some delicious Thai food right now."
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!

by Joseph Tottleson January 25, 2023

Paul Roos

1. Best School In the Western Hemisphere know to date.
2. Usually refers to big, strong, handsome gentlemen.
3. The Men in this school are loved by almost any girl.

Girl:" In what school are you in handsome, Paul Roos?"
Boy:" Yes,why do u ask babe?"
Girl:" Just stating the obvious"

by Thunder-Struck 007 November 23, 2011

roosevelt that hoe

To make a hoe, or bitch, unable to walk, because of a crazy wild night. Roosevelt that hoe!

Damn mang, i'm gonna roosevelt that hoe tonight when I'm done with her.

Whoa man, be careful, you don't want to roosevelt that hoe she'll never want you again.

by Pimptastical September 25, 2007

rooster

An uncircumsized penis. Originated from the observation that uncircumsized penis' have extra skin like the skin on a roosters neck.

Jimmy pulled his rooster out of Jordyns ass so quick he left her with a devastating pink sock.

by M Roberts April 28, 2007