It's POWERTHIRST!!! It comes in AWESOME flavors like MANANA, FIZZBITCH, and GUN!!!! It also comes in WOMEN!!! With PREPOSTEROUS amounts of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE!!!
If you drink it you'll feel like a fighter jet made out of biceps!
Think fast DOUCHE-FAG! POWERTHIRST now comes in DOVES!
If you drink POWERTHIRST you'll win at everything FOREVER!!!
If you drink it you'll feel like a fighter jet made out of biceps!
Think fast DOUCHE-FAG! POWERTHIRST now comes in DOVES!
If you drink POWERTHIRST you'll win at everything FOREVER!!!
Powerthirst is like crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth!
BUT IT COMES IN A ROCKET CAN!!!
Powerthirst is crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth!
BUT IT COMES IN A ROCKET CAN!!!
by The Lawn February 6, 2008
Get the Rocket Canmug. by Izzy1979 August 23, 2006
Get the lung rocketmug. 1.) Some brands of tampons package their tampons individually in 'twist-off' plastic packaging. The 'twist off' perforation is usually in between of the string end and the 'head' of the tampon.
A rocket tampon is one of these tampons with the plastic packaging removed off the string while the 'head' end is still wrapped in packaging. When soaked in water, the head remains in its original dehydrated form due to the plastic but the bottom expands out in a conical pattern, similar to the fins on the rocket. These tampons adopt the appearance of a rocket and is therefore dubbed a rocket tampon.
2.) An insult which is somewhat humorous.
A rocket tampon is one of these tampons with the plastic packaging removed off the string while the 'head' end is still wrapped in packaging. When soaked in water, the head remains in its original dehydrated form due to the plastic but the bottom expands out in a conical pattern, similar to the fins on the rocket. These tampons adopt the appearance of a rocket and is therefore dubbed a rocket tampon.
2.) An insult which is somewhat humorous.
Person 1: Damn it! I dropped my tampon in the toilet while unwrapping it!
Person 2: Did it turn into a rocket tampon?
Person 2: Did it turn into a rocket tampon?
by BlackAlbinoe September 16, 2013
Get the rocket tamponmug. i should probably be putting my savings into my business about condoms yet i found myself buying the fucking rocket pass
by balec December 22, 2021
Get the rocket passmug. Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...
by Pablo Cervantes April 21, 2021
Get the Rocket buttmug. A small cork-like turd that is expelled from one’s ass (much like popping the cork off of a Champaign bottle) during the act of farting.
Sitting on the toilet
Jorge: “phoph pfffffffhhtt.”
Jorge: “wtf that little shit just shot out of me like a mento from a fizzy cola.”
Jorge: “ sweet mother teresa that there is what I call a Shart rocket.”
Jorge: “phoph pfffffffhhtt.”
Jorge: “wtf that little shit just shot out of me like a mento from a fizzy cola.”
Jorge: “ sweet mother teresa that there is what I call a Shart rocket.”
by DumpTrucksRfcknAwesome July 18, 2019
Get the Shart rocketmug. by james5118 December 6, 2009
Get the Sauce rocketmug.