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Reuben Glizzy

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1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.

2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.
He looked me dead in the eye, said ‘time to kraut up,’ and went full Reuben Glizzy. I woke up sore, hydrated, and somehow subscribed to his OnlyFans. No notes
by LiterallyUseless June 4, 2025
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Reuben

Reuben is such a Reuben
by toebyc September 28, 2025
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Reuben Stepanovski

Reuben Stepanovski is a dude who really loves the gym and is hashtag team Edward.
He does not associate himself with the sandwich but he eats alot of them

He plays hella minecraft and will fish for u if ur iPad gets too sweaty
He likes to go to the airport and watch planes
And he yearns for a phone
He does not associate himself with the pig from minecraft story mode
Person 1: hey Reuben Stepanovski do u want a Reuben sandwich?!
Reuben: no bro wat is wrong with u
by tazzyy October 5, 2025
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Reuben

To Reuben someone is to annoy them by telling lies about them.
by HiyoTheNL November 10, 2025
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Raging Reuben

A raging reuben is an exciting sexual maneuver that requires considerable strength, control, and planning. The steps to performing the raging reuben (or just the rueben) are as follows:

1. Assume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.

2. Finish.

3. Remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (Very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)

4. Piledriver!

When performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful sexual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.
John: "I gave my wife a Raging Reuben during intercourse last night. She went straight to sleep."
by Ruebens4Everyone December 5, 2010
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Stinky reuben

When blow a load in a chick the night before and the next morning before she showers she asks you to go down on her and her snatch looks like corned beef and stinks like rotten sauer kraut.
I tapped that chick last night but this morning she made me eat a stinky reuben!
by 660 June 3, 2017
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The Rebebbizen

When you make someone a definition on UrbanDictionary against their will, making them believe it's something weird and sexual at first.
"You're not *actually* making 'The Rebebbizen' a thing on UrbanDictionary, are you?" - "Oh yes, yes I am"
by lllllllOYDE_ December 2, 2017
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