clingfilm retardant

When you are completely inept at wrapping any kind of food in clingfilm. When ordered to do so you have a slight panic attack.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.

Dad: Katherine, could you please wrap this chicken up?

Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.

Katherine: No, I'll do it.

...

2 hours later...

Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.

by lazybumsinparis August 17, 2010

Retardacle

To ask a queston you know has a riduclious answer

That's a retardacle question you retard

by anthony j maguire December 1, 2010

tounge retardation

The act of becoming dumber by making out with a retarted person at a nighttime bar or club. Known to occur over a delayed period of time.

She suffered from tounge retardation and is now known to be dumber by all of her peers

by drunkie405 March 3, 2010

retardage

the conscious act of refering yourself back to a state of mental blockage.

I could not believe the drunken retardage at the party last night.

by Marissa Jenae March 26, 2008

Retardacular

Something or someone that is spectacularly retarded.

President Bush sounds spectactularly retarded when he's giving a speech, in fact, one would say he is a retardacular orator.

by Karyalli November 28, 2004

retardanism

The philosophy of ridiculous cognitve perceptions of the world and abnormal ways of thinking.

"When my nephew failed his final examination, your father and I kidnapped him and beat the shit out of him,"

"Dude, that is complete retardanism."

by ilove asianchix April 28, 2008

Mental Retardation

Bismarck (The person)

Guy 1:Damn bro you are kinda acting like a, Bismarck
Guy 2:What does that mean bro?
Guy 1:It means you have, Mental Retardation

by Average retarded autist August 2, 2021