Remontada

The most annoying word to any PSG fan

Barca perform the greatest remontada of all time, after a 6-1 victory!

by Cristiano Jr. July 7, 2020

universal remonster

The invention of German-type aliens, it is a beast composed of a half dozen universal remote controls. The combination of alien technology, german engineering, and so many universal remotes gives it the power to control absolutly anything and everything, even from across the room. The only way to vanquish this creature is to let its batteries run out.

The universal remonster was brought to this earth by means of the Far Gate.

by .....? November 20, 2003

West Virginia Remote Control

This happens when having anal sex doggy style with a girl on the living room floor, close to the TV you both are watching. You tell her you want to watch the ball game. When she says "get the remote", you grab it, stick it in her snatch and make her change the channel by hand.

Johns girl loves to watch Will and Grace and have anal sex and the same time.This night John wanted to watch the ball game, when she smarted off. She got the West Virginia Remote Control.

by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2007

juggalos remorse

Regretting ever having been a juggalo; a juggalo hangover.

Person 1: Where's your facepaint?
Person 2: I don't wear that stuff anymore, I have juggalos remorse

by chuckolas November 1, 2009

Wanker's remorse

The slight feeling of guilt a man feels immediately after masturbation, brought about by a possible sense of shame, regret, hollowness inside about the absence of a girlfriend, or all of the above. This come-down is normally felt by a man who realises that his onanistic practices are merely filling the void in his life that should be occupied by a girlfriend and this feeling is nature's way of telling him that evenings alone in front of the TV sat flicking between late-night Bongo channels is not the answer.

I was bored again last night so I choked the chicken, which was ineveitably followed by Wanker's Remorse

by Patrick Antonis August 22, 2006

Voter's Remorse

When you realize that you voted with your emotions and only one real agenda, now you are wondering how badly you messed up the country. No Regerts!

I suddenly have a case Voter's Remorse after voting for an obvious potential dictator .

by mormdavid November 9, 2016

instant hard-on remover

A thing or event which is so unattractive that it can cause a man to lose an erection instantly, or even render him temporarily impotent.

When my girfriend pooped during sex, it was like instant hard-on remover

by GameboyRMH November 27, 2004