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auto-rejection

auto-rejection can be displayed in many models, but the most ubiquitous action seen in the macrocosm of human attraction, tends to arise during a lessened encounter between two individuals. for a brief yet very clear moment, the female subject will automatically come to the conclusion that you are either:

a.)trifling
b.)destitute
c.)"out of her league"
d.)all of the above

after making this light speed decision, she will in some way make this judgement radically clear in a matter of seconds. sometimes without having to say or do anything at all. however, the declaration of her conclusion will be unmistakably pronounced.

while friend zoned may closely mimic auto-rejection, the latter is less painful in the remote future but more demeaning during the moment it originates.
As the young man asked for his waitress's phone number, she pretended not to hear him, slinking back into the wretched filth from which she was spawned. The gentleman caller was filled with despair as he was cast down into the cold damp catacombs of auto-rejection.
by wilthoven November 3, 2012
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pee-rection

when yer cock wakes up an hour before you do, because it has to piss.
"I never seen you up this early, bro. What's the deal?"
"woke up with a pee-rection."
by SPIZE!! March 15, 2005
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sexuslal realtions

Drunken sex, especially when refered to in an equally drunk and misspelled text and/or facebook message.
Sample Message:

OMG sooooooo durnk i lov you lets have sexuslal realtions!
by just_somebody June 22, 2009
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Chamber of Reflection

Ah I see your a man of culture just as me
by Patytu October 21, 2019
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Reaction

A force is a push or a pull that acts upon an object as a results of its interaction with another object. Forces result from interactions! As discussed in Lesson 2, some forces result from contact interactions (normal, frictional, tensional, and applied forces are examples of contact forces) and other forces are the result of action-at-a-distance interactions (gravitational, electrical, and magnetic forces). According to Newton, whenever objects A and B interact with each other, they exert forces upon each other. When you sit in your chair, your body exerts a downward force on the chair and the chair exerts an upward force on your body. There are two forces resulting from this interaction - a force on the chair and a force on your body. These two forces are called action and reaction forces and are the subject of Newton's third law of motion. Formally stated, Newton's third law is
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Can't say I didn't see this coming 😛
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019
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e-rection

This is a word describing the insurgence of a "hard on" or enlargement of the penis or clitoris while engaging in the act of looking at sexual content online. The "e" portion stands for electronic, the "rection" portion stands for enlarged.
I got an e-rection while browsing online at beautiful models.
by glock17 - Rick January 8, 2007
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over reaction

when an insane boy is lucky enough to have a girlfriend but decides to break up with her based on another boy liking her and them speaking to each other. The boy doesn't realise he can't do any better and should count his blessings and not be a prick.
tom: so i broke up with Nicole yesterday
dario: what?, why?
tom: cause she was talking to Alex
dario: did they do anything?
tom: no, of course not she loves me
dario: your such a twat, i think you may have had an over reaction
by dazzzzz December 14, 2006
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