A very overpriced and unsatisfying shit that comes in a variety of different hardnesses. It is a well known shit in the musical world that may be the very embodiment of shit.
Bro 1: Dooood, I had this terrible Rico Reed this morning. It was bloody and everything!
Bro 2: Woah ,bro, I hate it when that happens! Rico Reeds are the worst.
Bro 1: No kidding, dood. They sound like dying whales and they taste even worse than my girlfriend's period blood.
Band Director: I'm selling Rico Reeds for $3 per piece! Come get them while they're hot!
Band Student: dq9-23th1qfg. You're selling Ricos? I would rather buy real shit than that disgusting filth that passes for a reed. We want Vandorens!
Band Director: :C
Bro 2: Woah ,bro, I hate it when that happens! Rico Reeds are the worst.
Bro 1: No kidding, dood. They sound like dying whales and they taste even worse than my girlfriend's period blood.
Band Director: I'm selling Rico Reeds for $3 per piece! Come get them while they're hot!
Band Student: dq9-23th1qfg. You're selling Ricos? I would rather buy real shit than that disgusting filth that passes for a reed. We want Vandorens!
Band Director: :C
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Ed Reed set an NFL record for longest interception return ever of 106 yards against the Clevland Browns.
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Someone who is muscular built but don't want to show his or her muscles in the public. Hence the expression "Ripped in the reed" - The person rather go in the reed to swim instead of exposing his or her almost naked, well trained body on the beach.
– Where is your friend? I thought he was swimming with us here on the beach?
– No, he is in the reed taking a swim.
– Why?
– Well, he doesn't want to show his muscular body in front of every one.
– I understand, well thought of him.
– Yes, he is Ripped in the reed
– No, he is in the reed taking a swim.
– Why?
– Well, he doesn't want to show his muscular body in front of every one.
– I understand, well thought of him.
– Yes, he is Ripped in the reed
by Felixos October 30, 2012
Get the Ripped in the reed mug.Lewis Allen Reed was born on March 2nd, 1942 and grew up in Freeport, Long Island. He is best known for his association with the band the Velvet Underground and collaborators John Cale, Andy Warhol, and David Bowie. Often called the "Godfather of Punk," Reed is foremost a writer. He is also known for the excessive intake of drugs in his life and has often been referred to as a sadomasochist.
A little known fact about Lou Reed is that as a teenager, he was submitted to electroshock treatments to rid himself of his hateful personality and homosexual tendencies.
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But, more commonly known as the frontman of the Velvet Underground, a rock and roll pioneer, super...
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Lou Reed was essential in the writing of The Velvet Underground's brilliant song, "Heroin" and performed it, as well.
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2. An action that describe the indescribable moment when you'r friend takes a kill from you in a game.
3. A god that will murder you with terrible story narrative.
4. Liam Neeson in disguise because he's on a mission to end Halo and then save Halo from Microsoft.
2. An action that describe the indescribable moment when you'r friend takes a kill from you in a game.
3. A god that will murder you with terrible story narrative.
4. Liam Neeson in disguise because he's on a mission to end Halo and then save Halo from Microsoft.
Ex. 1. Brian Reed ruined Halo 5's Campaign.
Ex. 2. Jason: "I' only need one kill and I get an Unfrigg!"
Freddy: *Steals your kill, gets you killed too because SPNKR Prime*
Jason: "OMFG WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING CUCK! YOU BRIAN REED ME YOU STUPID FAGOT ASS
PUSSY! I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY!"
Freddy: *Steals your girl. Damn, Freddy is SMOOTH with the children!*
Ex. 3. "LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT WHEN SAMMUS GOT THE D FROM MASTER CHIEF! IT'S AN
UNTOLD STORY OF HALO!"
Ex. 4. He doesn't know who you are. He doesn't know what you want. If Phil Spencer is looking for ransom Liam can tell him that he doesn't have money, but what he does have are a very particular set of skills. Skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like Microsoft Publishing. If Phil lets Halo go now that'll be the end of it. Liam will not look for you, Liam will not pursue you, but if Phil doesn't, Liam will look for you, Liam will find you and Liam will kill you."
Ex. 2. Jason: "I' only need one kill and I get an Unfrigg!"
Freddy: *Steals your kill, gets you killed too because SPNKR Prime*
Jason: "OMFG WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING CUCK! YOU BRIAN REED ME YOU STUPID FAGOT ASS
PUSSY! I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY!"
Freddy: *Steals your girl. Damn, Freddy is SMOOTH with the children!*
Ex. 3. "LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT WHEN SAMMUS GOT THE D FROM MASTER CHIEF! IT'S AN
UNTOLD STORY OF HALO!"
Ex. 4. He doesn't know who you are. He doesn't know what you want. If Phil Spencer is looking for ransom Liam can tell him that he doesn't have money, but what he does have are a very particular set of skills. Skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like Microsoft Publishing. If Phil lets Halo go now that'll be the end of it. Liam will not look for you, Liam will not pursue you, but if Phil doesn't, Liam will look for you, Liam will find you and Liam will kill you."
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