The only team ever to win 1 World Series in 86 years and actually think they've accomplished something.
by blocox March 5, 2005
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They started playing back when there wasn't any cars, won a few championships, then, nobody really gave a shit about them until 2003 when they were actually good. They managed to win 4 games in a row against the Yankees, (Wow. 4 is a big number) and win the World Series in 2004. Up until this championship, they were ashamed of their first five championships and rather them not be mentioned, now all they do is show them off like a Christmas tree. Fun.
The hilarious thing about this is the fact that so many Red Sox fans believed that there was magic behind all their losses and that Babe Ruth's ghost haunted them for 86 years. (Which is bullshit because he died in 1948.) People even tried to plant Red Sox jerseys in the new Yankee stadium because apparently, inanimate cotton shirts made in factories cause people to be bad at sports when buried. Those silly Sox fans. Most of their fans would rather see their team not win another World Series in 86 years than watch the Yankees win one more World Series. I mean, hell, they're OBSESSIVE with hating the Yankees. Google: "Red Sox" and I guarantee half the images you find are pics bashing the Yankees.
They started playing back when there wasn't any cars, won a few championships, then, nobody really gave a shit about them until 2003 when they were actually good. They managed to win 4 games in a row against the Yankees, (Wow. 4 is a big number) and win the World Series in 2004. Up until this championship, they were ashamed of their first five championships and rather them not be mentioned, now all they do is show them off like a Christmas tree. Fun.
The hilarious thing about this is the fact that so many Red Sox fans believed that there was magic behind all their losses and that Babe Ruth's ghost haunted them for 86 years. (Which is bullshit because he died in 1948.) People even tried to plant Red Sox jerseys in the new Yankee stadium because apparently, inanimate cotton shirts made in factories cause people to be bad at sports when buried. Those silly Sox fans. Most of their fans would rather see their team not win another World Series in 86 years than watch the Yankees win one more World Series. I mean, hell, they're OBSESSIVE with hating the Yankees. Google: "Red Sox" and I guarantee half the images you find are pics bashing the Yankees.
The Boston Red Sox spread their legacy by telling ghost stories of dead baseball players and luck rather than telling kids to never give up.
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a team in MLB which has not yet accepted being a bad team. they think that they are so high and mighty that they came back from 3-0 in 2004. get over it! they also think that they are the team to beat now that they won the WS in 2007; that was 9 months ago!
"those boston red soxs beat the yankees in 2004!!"
"Wow, that was like, 4 years ago, get over it dude!"
"Wow, that was like, 4 years ago, get over it dude!"
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Person 1: Did you see the Sox game last night?
Person 2: Obviously! I was there!
Person 1: You ARE a true Red Sox Fan
Person 2: Obviously! I was there!
Person 1: You ARE a true Red Sox Fan
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