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Great Recession

1. Economic Sodomy that occurred after 10 million people suddenly abandoned their houses in 2006 and fled the country when George Bush Jr reclassified Latinos as terrorists using Patriot Act and outlawed Mexicans using the Real ID Act.

2. Disaster capitalism that completely skipped states, like Texas, that were smart enough to outlaw the Real ID Act and Patriot Act.

3. Repeat of the Great Depression that happened shortly after Herbert Hoover outlawed Mexicans in 1929 and collapsed the US banking system and stock market with widespread housing abandonment when he deported several million legal US residents that had brown skin.

4. The perfect storm where the governator mated the Patriot Act with Real ID Act to produce a love child that turned California into a third world country with DUI checkpoints that stole $40 million of cars from Mexicans every year and simultaneously collapsed the automotive industry selling the stolen vehicles.
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Example: What!?!?!? You mean to tell me Texas avoided the Great Recession by encouraging immigration because they already knew Bush was racist dildo fucktard BEFORE he almost killed himself on a pretzel?!?!?!
by Crackhead Awards May 5, 2013
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Reckless Abandon

An award-winning fiction site that's been up an running since '99. Readers can find some drama, some romance, a little comedy, and even some things that will have you scrolling down the page with reckless abandon...
"Hey, I forgot the link to Reckless Abandon."
"It's reckless.mel-icious.net"
"Thanks"
by ellenmab January 25, 2009
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Reckless Spiderman

-After busting a nut on your girlfriend's chin you wipe it off and smack her best friend on the back of the head with it. Originated by Kelle Mccormick.
Kelle: "When I get out Haley and Caitlin are going to be getting The Reckless Spiderman"
Caitlin: "I'll fucking choke you."
by Caitbone June 25, 2009
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Recession Job

The crappy job you take when your profession has gone in the shitter.
I used to be a hedge fund manager but now I'm rocking my recession job at McDonalds.
by My Recession Job May 9, 2011
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recessionALL

A period of economic distress when ALL losers living pay check to pay check suffer difficult times.
Missy freaked out when gasoline hovered around $4.00 a gallon, realizing she too was a loser living pay check to pay check during these recessionALL times.
by lady xyz June 13, 2008
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Economic Recession

Not being able to find a damn parking spot at the mall.

Since when has an economic recession made it hard to find any sort of parking spot resembling thing at the mall?
Due to this economic recession, we had the closest parking spot at the mall was nearly a mile away.
by Concerned Shopper February 28, 2009
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reckless

A person that is reckless
A person that PWNS U IN SC!!!!!!!!
A person that acts weird
by PHP+mySQL PWNS May 19, 2003
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