I reject your reality and substitute my own.

A quote from the low-budget sci-fi/fantasy film The Dungeonmaster, popularized by Adam Savage of Mythbusters, this quote basically means "you may be technically right, but you're not changing my mind." This can come off as stubborn, but it really doesn't matter, since you don't care about the technical "facts".

Person 1: Ugh this character's design is so terrible and pointless.
Person 2: Well actually, did you know that it's design comes from goes on to prove person 1 wrong
Person 1: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Person 2: -sigh- Okay then, moving on...

by Kali_Gratitude_Rok7 August 20, 2018

Realitywhore

See Carnie Wilson. A person who will go on any reality show to become and/or stay famous. Someone who will do and say anything on television or through the media to achieve fame and/or keep themselves relevant. Pseudocelebrity. Famewhore. Someone whose glory days have faded, who is desperate to cling onto whatever fame/attention they can get. Usually these types lived too high when famous and are now desperate to maintain that lifestyle, even if it includes making a sad spectacle of themselves in the process.

Carnie Wilson, uber realitywhore. Has whored herself out to well over a dozen reality TV shows, several talk shows as well. Talks about intensely private things and even includes her small children in her desperation for money/attention. Will stop at nothing to not have to have a real job.

by angelofdevs May 22, 2013

for real real not for play play

pertaining to a subject that one insists is indeed fact and not fiction.

Becky is pregnant for real real not for play play.

Since the speaker has added this expression, the listener can not mistake that Becky is pregnant because only by lying about her pregnancy would the statement be considered play play. Since Becky really is pregnant, this is for real real and can not be a lie or joke.

by truthseekre July 24, 2009

Reality Bites

When the harsh pains/experiences of life jolt you out of you dreams/fantasy .

When I was a Kid I wanted to be a Rocket Scientist, now I'm an Uber driver... Damn ,Reality bites

by GreenGlobin July 23, 2018

Real niggas don't fold

They won't snitch on themselves or others

Man I'm not no snitch real niggas don't fold

by OG t money July 28, 2016

Real Nigga Hours

1. The time at which artificial, inauthentic, or fraudulent people (of the Nubian persuasion), are consequently 'un-woke' in their respective quarters (usually about 16:00 to 21:00 )

2. The time at which genuine labour is being done, especially if being done by a bona fide Negroe.

"We in this bitch; it's real nigga hours!"

"It's real nigga hours, who up?"

by BlackOxford May 6, 2018

Real nigga poop

When a young nigga stay in his lane and poop like a real one 💯

Ill brb, I gotta take a real nigga poop 💯💯

by Lilniggafert April 7, 2020