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Backwards Randy

When a pedophile is thrown into prison and is tortured by having his testicles stretched and tied into a knot before he is stabbed repeatedly and the prisoners proceed to use the newly made orifices are used for sexual gratification while simultaneously the pedophile is force fed his own fecal matter
"Hey did you hear about onision? He got a backwards randy in jail"
by Unfortunatemutt December 6, 2019
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RNG Randy

Someone who's extremely lucky with random drops or items in a game.
Summer is such an RNG Randy, I also caught him listening to Deadset 5 the other day.
by rngrandy April 18, 2020
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Randy

a really sweet boy who always seems to amaze people with his kindness. he knows the right things to say and always at the perfect time. when he walks into a room he puts a smile on everyone's face. he can be kinda dorky sometimes, but it makes him even more cute. you will never find anyone... ANYONE like him. and yeaa, he is kinda horny ;)
Cassie: RAAANNNDDDDYYY!!!(:

Randy: nooooo!
by cassie lynn July 24, 2010
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Randy

I feel Randy right now!
by Jayley O'Clancy May 2, 2011
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randy

Randy is a very caring, suspicious sometimes black which is cute and he gets over excited. Everyone he meets he makes them laugh. In highschool is when his looks really come in and he starts looking more sexy then in middle school he is definitley the guy to go for, and he is always loyal
Bunch of girls: who's that guy he is really cute

Caleb: thats randy, he is really chill and he doesnt like basic girls
by haley124y030ir May 24, 2016
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Randy Jones

{verb, adjective, noun} the act of being high and taking part in activities, the means to get high, smoking, or the marijuana itself.
"Hey can I just get a 20 sack of Randy Jones?"

"This afternoon we're going to do some Randy Jones yoga."

"Let's Randy Jones at my house before class today."

"Last night I ate a box of cookies and Randy Jones-ed Kindergarten Cop."
by thegoodlife1172 February 24, 2009
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Randy Garrett

A sexual act involving a man, who is scientifically proven to be a weener, who takes the body of a newly dead horse and rapes a 7th grade boy from his gym class inside of the horse's anus.
"I just totally pulled a Randy Garrett in the new gym we're building. You totally know it's for creapy buttsecks!"
by Randy Garrett jr. December 22, 2009
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