Romanian Surprise

Definition: This S&M technique requires the use of two Romanian staples: a potato and vodka. Prior to beginning, holes must be poked into the potato so that liquid may easily pass through. Our heroine blindfolds her lover and places the potato in his/her mouth, much like a ball gag. She then douches herself with the vodka and releases the liquid on his/her face, allowing him/her to lap up her vodka-infused juices.

My Romanian friend is staying with me for a few weeks...so i kicked off his stay by giving him the Romanian Surprise.

by Murph Stone January 8, 2009

Romanian Eggplant

Noun - Organic Improvised Explosive Device. Usually small and dark purple, these items can cause great harm in the wrong hands.

What happened to Owen?
Romanian Eggplant.

by LRW Digital September 30, 2005

Romanian Oatmeal

A bowl of diarrhea, byproduct of Thai or Mexican food.

"Pedro eats a filling meal of Romanian Oatmeal every day, thats what makes him so smart."

by Spengbab February 22, 2008

Romanian

Romanian people are loud and obnoxious, very rude and barbaric. They tend to yell instead of talk even if they arent angry, and can be very unreasonable and illogical.

A day in the life of a Romanian: Slurp slurp slurp yell yell yell argue argue argue clean argue argue yell yell yell eat slurp loud loud loud sleep, repeat.

by awhiteguy9999 June 11, 2013

Romanian hook

Romanian hook means using all five fingers and hoking the girls vagina like an anchor

"that Romanian hook got me stuck up there for hours"

by Romanian hook August 4, 2018

romania

A country that stole Hungarian territory (Transylvania), treated Hungarian minorities like shit for nearly 90 years and even now shows its hatred towards Hungarians. For a start look at all the bullshit written by jealous Romanians on the Hungarian definition. Oh, and all those Romanians who talk about "jealous" Hungarians writing bullshit, what the hell are you doing? And actually there are no negative comments about Romania from Hungarians + why would Hungarians be jealous over Romania?

The Romanians who post bullshit about Hungary and go round beating Hungarian minorities up are just jealous that Romania is decades behind Hungary, has a hideous capital, is only an artificial country and a history only a fraction as long as Hungary

To compare Romania to Hungary is the biggest insult to Hungarians

by Zosil December 8, 2007

Romanian Handshake

To fuck a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a blow job.

Dude, bonus points if you get twins!

by jack November 24, 2003