Text Paralysis

The inability to carry out simple motor functions such as walking, talking, or driving, while sending, composing, or recieving a text message.

A driver stops at a stop light, pulls out her phone, and commenses sending a text message. When the light turns green, she is honked at, because she suffers from Text Paralysis, and is unable to obey the rules of the road while texting.

by Lee Brody March 6, 2009

pralam in teuh

A fat persons way of saying "Is there a problem here?"

*Fat guy is stuffing his face with pig feet at buffet and is interrupted by someone who wants some pig feet*
Fat guy - "Pralam in teuh?"

by Brandon333 June 15, 2008

Paralymbionike

The paralymbionike is a form of ulvi.
He is a guy, who knows everything better.
Describes himself as a very clever guy, who has the answer to everything.
But he is not abled to show his pretended intelligence, because his lack of vocabulary betrayed him as a boaster.
He trys to hide this with rude language

The paralymbionike is a smartass.

by RodFlanders May 4, 2004

prales

Alternate pronunciation of 'problem'.

Woman: I can't make it to work today.
Boss: No prales!

by HeyJones November 10, 2006

Paralympic Biscuit

A broken biscuit. One who is special and not the same as every other biscuit in the packet.

I can't dunk this paralympic biscuit, it's just not happening.

by HelenaHypnotise November 2, 2008

Paraletica

when you get so drunk you die

e.g. damn, he was so drunk he died from paraletica

by jawje April 25, 2010

Parallel to collect

Rhett and links transcribtion fail. it means "Google it"

Guy nr. 1: "hey man, do you know what encephalitis means?"
Guy nr. 2: "No idea, Parallel to collect"
Guy nr. 1: "what?"
Guy nr. 2: "google it"

by Alabaz September 18, 2011