plonde

(adj)(n) platinum or porn-star blonde; a bombshell.

Did you see Sandy's a plonde now? Yeah, she did it for her boyfriend.
I've got a soft spot for plonde chicks. I just can't help it. I always let them off speeding tickets.

by jersee February 26, 2011

pilonidal smile

When the crack of ones ass is extended just a bit beyond the typical length of crack. The slight depression can conveniently be used for storage; common items may include car keys, dime bags, and ironically, crack.

When my whore of a mother was eighteen she hid my father's virginity in her pilonidal smile.

by Della Hicks January 18, 2008

paloni

Polari word for a young girl or woman. Probably derives from Italian for 'chick'. May appear with alternative spellings, e.g. palone, paloney, pollone, polone, etc.

"Varda that paloni, a bona eek!" (Look at that girl, nice face!)

by Timof3 July 22, 2008

Plonk

An expression that connotes a deep sexual desire for the addressee. Mostly included in the vocabulary of crackwhores, camilles, and other strange women. A sign to avoid the speaker at all costs

her "PLONK"

him "haha what's that..."

her "an........ onomatopoeia?"

him "BITCH YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND DON'T CALL ME AGAIN."

by msniceguy March 6, 2011

Pelone

An extremely large Mexican. Emits disgusting odors at will. Prolific breeder in search of baby batter depositories.

Holy mackerel, look at the melon on that pelone.

by Timothy W. Hill February 20, 2004

PLONT

PLONT is an acronym for Persons of Little Or No Taste. It may be used to describe a person or a situation. It refers to people who may enjoy bad movies, crappy food or the occasional wrestling match. Plonts may think they have genuine taste while POTs (Persons Of Taste) know far better.

I saw it on the movie listings and tuned in (though it WAS about 1/3rd of the way through...but that DOES NOT really matter). Once I saw the two leather-clad female henchmen I said, "Ka-CHING! PLONT BABY!"

- quotation from a movie blog.

by MasterWoodsman July 17, 2006

Plöner Pucker-tini

A traditional northern European anal-tomical ice-cold cocktail. When a person inserts ice cubes into their anal cavity, lets the ice melt and mix with the rectal contents and then is sipped out slowly by another person. The drink can be personalized for "shaken" or "stirred". If shaken, anus must be vigorously rocked in a circular fashion. If stirred, insert a colorful umbrella and swirl counterclockwise 3 times. Anal rim may be coated in sugar for additional pleasure.

Angelica: Hey Andre, fuck a dirty martini and gimme me one of your famous Plöner Pucker-tinis....shaken, with a raw sugar rim.

by Spacker Blue March 28, 2013