National put up your xmas decorations day

Because Halloweens just ended, its socially acceptable to put up christmas decorations

Dude 1 - "why are ur xmas decor up?"
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day

by .tormentor November 1, 2021

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024

put it under your lungs

To make ones penis go deep enough to barely touching ones lungs during intercourse.

Baybee let me put it under your lungs.

by hulk smash dat hoe March 17, 2015

put your lights on

When you advice someone to pay atention

Ey man! Put your lights on, there is a problem commimg by

by Gustavoxray July 31, 2017

Put your foot in it

SUCKING TOES

PUT YOUR FOOT IN IT BABY GIRL

by BRICKFLAVA November 22, 2022

put your prom dress on

Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.

Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever

Hey Buffy, go put your prom dress on. We need to leave in like, three hours.

by Roofus5% June 27, 2016

put that in your favorite font

A phrase used to encourage someone to stop responding, either because they are annoying, or woefully wrong.

John: (bragging) I just got admitted to Cornell
Bill: I was admitted too, with full scholarship. Put that in your favorite font.

by ibfrench August 26, 2009