pourch monkey

A black person who lives in the ghetto.

That pourch monkey capped your ass with his tricked out gat.

by ...emerica... January 25, 2005

No Purchase Necessary

1)A common phrase in the advertising world - which gives rise to interesting loopholes - which tends to mean that you need not make a purchase to be counted as a contestant in an event.

2)Also, generally is a lie and means if you don't purchase but wanter to enter a contest, they'll send you a form to make you "feel" like a contestant.

The Sprite "under the cap" game said "no purchase necessary" right on the bottle, so Justin and David opened up all the bottles in the store and kept only the winners.

by Justin 47 Nishi November 4, 2004

Porch Monkey

A lazy person who sits on a porch all day and stares at their neighbors

Look at that fucking porch monkey neighbor of ours, all he does is look at us all day.

by MUKUM January 6, 2009

porch monk

Very religous member of the jigaboo race who follows the teachings of Islam. Can be seen every morning waking up from their 40 water hang over to face west and worship the nearest Cadillac dealership.

Porch Monk: Asamalama nekka ma brotha
Decent Human Being: Fuck you porch monk!!!!

by munchkinhatro December 31, 2006

Perchin Kaanapali

To perch oneself in Ka'anapali, Lahaina, Maui.

Brah, we go Perchin Kaanapali after one kimchee bowl.

by stoneypercher May 29, 2010

Perched

A gay man standing, sitting, or posing in a cunty or feminine manner

"Gurl, who is that queen over there perched by the bar"

"Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki"

by DivaLiscous2 May 2, 2010

Porch Beer

When you don't feel justified paying 7.99 for a beer at a local bar, when you can buy the 6 pack and have 6 friends over for the same price, drinking beers on the front porch.

I wanted to go out, but my budget was tight so i called my pals and invited them over for porch Beers. First round is on me!

by Dev4522 July 31, 2009