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Corpse Protesters

Originally from the Latin word "corpus" meaning the body, a corps is a group of people who unite for a common cause. The Peace Corps or the Corps of Engineers or even the United States Marine Corps.

A Corpse is made up of employees sent by corporate bosses to protest legislation that will impact their company. These cadavers are used in paid AstroTurf rallies. In a time when unemployment is double digits, termination of employment is a great motivator of Corpse Protesters.
Corpse Protesters work for numerous industries. The Insurance Corpse protests health insurance regulation, the Climate Corpse protests environmental protection and green energy and the Banking and Wall Street Corpse protests banking regulation that would protect consumers and prevent another meltdown. Militias are the most dangerous of the corpses. Hyped up on talk radio gloom and doom, these unemployed white men protest non existent gun regulation and their tactics border on terrorism.
by stillonline November 16, 2009
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Child Polester

Just slang used to describe when a girl is of legal age or older, and is involved in a sexual relationship with a man that is 16 or 17.
Jenks: yea dude, i have a new name so we stop confusing Danny and Dani, just call Dani tha "child polester"

Gage: k, but what tha hell is a child polester

Jenks: just think about her and blake. It'll make sense then
by codyjenkins211 September 6, 2009
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Pootaster

A dumb reading of a very noraml phrase. From scrabble.
"oh... haha.... pootaster... I get it"

"it's poo-taster", retard.
by Elliott P February 9, 2008
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Priester

A girl who is somewhat like a bitch but is not quite mean enough to be a bitch.
That girl tries so hard to be a bitch but sadly she is only a priester
by SKFaBag April 14, 2009
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procasterbating

When you wanna have a wank but you're to lazy too
Dude 1: F**K man, while jogging, I saw this hot chick running in front of me and I got so horny

Dude 2: So what did you do?

Dude 1: After my jog, I tried to wank but I ended up procasterbating
by Ragga man October 16, 2010
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Protesters

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!! *SCHIZOPHRENIC HORDE NOISES ENSUE*
Hym "Protesters are annoying... That is all."
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Piggyback protesters

A person who joins in the latest trend of anti establishment demonstrations, to show the world how “woke” they are. Can usually be found posting their outrage on social media straight after the mass media reports an indiscretion. Stating how they have supported this cause all their lives. Before quickly moving onto the next headline and abandoning the previous cause and even contradicted themselves.
They will moan about anything, piggyback protesters
by Aftermath COVID 19 June 9, 2020
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