Similar to “the proof is in the pudding”, but gay. The person appreciates the sentiment but will only believe you once you’ve accomplished the task.
Julie: “I’m finally going to clean the kitchen tonight.”
Laura: “Alright, but the proof is in the pussy.”
Laura: “Alright, but the proof is in the pussy.”
Describes a virtual meeting or online event that is protected from zoom-bombing or other forms of intrusion.
by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023
Can describe any procedure or system, made simple enough that even a below average grunt, is incapable of fucking it up.
Nothing is marine proof. A determined lance corporal with enough time on his hands and limited supervision could find a way to break a ball bearing.
by Hanktholomew August 31, 2020
Two girls did WHAT with one cup?! Sorry bro, but I'm going to need some Tube Proof before I believe that one.
by DasCoconut December 15, 2010
when something or somebody is hot, amazing, untouchable; (namely by the recession). Even when things are bad (like the economy), this thing or person are still great.
by RecessionProofChick January 20, 2011
Proof-creeping occurs when one receives a friend request but before accepting, you view your profile to make sure there is nothing that would offend the potential friend before they creep your profile. Much like proofreading a document before submitting it to a professor or giving a presentation.
Matt: When I get friend requests on Facebook, I creep my page to see what they'll be creeping.
Andrew: Wouldn't that be proof-creeping?
Andrew: Wouldn't that be proof-creeping?
by Captain Cleedus August 18, 2011
Hiding everything you want to eat/are embarrassed by in piles of thongs or tampon boxes because boys are coming over.
by bellswithme April 08, 2013