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marine proof

Can describe any procedure or system, made simple enough that even a below average grunt, is incapable of fucking it up.
Nothing is marine proof. A determined lance corporal with enough time on his hands and limited supervision could find a way to break a ball bearing.
by Hanktholomew August 31, 2020
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The proof is in the pussy

Similar to “the proof is in the pudding”, but gay. The person appreciates the sentiment but will only believe you once you’ve accomplished the task.
Julie: “I’m finally going to clean the kitchen tonight.”
Laura: “Alright, but the proof is in the pussy.”
by anonymous February 9, 2022
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Recession Proof

when something or somebody is hot, amazing, untouchable; (namely by the recession). Even when things are bad (like the economy), this thing or person are still great.
Dag girl! That dress is recession proof!
by RecessionProofChick January 21, 2011
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adult proof

When a program is so simple that it baffles adults, yet children work out the functions immediately.
"Is this new phone adult proof or something? I can't work it out but my six year old can."
by Mortechant March 7, 2015
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sex proof

To physically strain ones penis, most likely by beating it with reckless abandon. Other activities can lead to this condition, such as falling onto your boner from a 8 foot ladder or sticking into a lightbulb socket.
I really want to bang Shelly but my skin flute is sex proof; doctor said I have to wait 6 months with a dick cast on before sex of any kind.
by RandyFellow June 28, 2014
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izzy proofing

literally just baby proofing it, nothing else just baby proofing it
random person: bro we gotta start izzy proofing the house, she's coming around soon
other random person: yeah we should do that, or she'll get to the knives like last time
by I_am_eeeeeeee411 December 13, 2022
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Proof Video

A video made to show someone you are real. Typically on Facebook, Myspace, Myyearbook, Twitter, Formspring, Youtube, or other social networking sites. These videos are typically the person saying and writing all of their URLs to all the sites they are on, along with names they go by.

Many famous Scene Kids do this to prevent getting fakes.
Hi, My name is {Insert Name Here}, This is my proof video, and my url is {Insert url here}, and I'm real.
by SceneKingsSming June 24, 2011
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