Elizabeth-Proctoring

A verb for when your other half gives you the cold shoulder.

Boyfriend: Oh hey babe!
Girlfriend: (death stare)
Boyfriend: If you would stop Elizabeth-Proctoring me that would be great

by JP1692 June 2, 2014

Bob Proctor

An inspirational life coach. Creator of “The Secret” a documentary which teaches we can have, do or be anything we want. We need only focus on such things continually in a positive manner and they will manifest themselves into reality. It’s the law of Attraction

Yo’ who’s that wise old man who teaches “thoughts become reality” ?

That’s Bob Proctor, playa’

by Da Realist’ April 16, 2019

Neo-Pronoism

The sempiternal faith that everything will work out for oneself, regardless of all circumstance. The belief that one is immune to their surroundings, such as academic or economic frustration, deadly diseases, societal pressures, or human negligence, to an almost divine level. Related to the Wizard, neo-pronoists look like those kids in school who never try but still have straight A's, and never worry about anything. Probably has some cheap name like "Liam".

Did you hear about that guy Liam? He must believe in neo-pronoism, he thinks he's immune to COVID!

by gregorian_mop January 10, 2021

Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin)

KU-ull-R-anch-DR-ess-in
<g is silent>

Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.

Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name

"Hey JuJuHibe, I was just sniffing your rank subjugation and it was Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin), so smoke 'em if you got 'em, alright, that sucked."

".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."

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Overuse can lead to the perils...(sic) of spaghetti incident.

***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at Melbourne Cricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:

Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........

by EmonkEmonkE December 29, 2016

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) {pronounced as: MMmmmMmmmMmmmmm}

mainly used for senses of happiness or just perverting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is mainly nicknamed lenny. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and if you want to know it just go to text.fac.es
but if you don't want to snare just don't click.

Cohen Pirate: have you heard of the booty song?
Pervert: yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) {pronounced as: MMmmmMmmmMmmmmm}
Cohen Pirate: i heard and i got the sake of cringe

by cohenPirate July 15, 2018

proctomorph

printable alternative to asshole. Takes adjectival proctomorphic and adverbial proctomorphically forms,can be used on the record in open court.

"Has my learned opponent ever considered, in his entire proctomorphic existence, that the prosecution's burden of proof might extend beyond 'everybody knows the defendant is guilty'?"

by Marian Neudel January 18, 2004

pontoon pocket

The area in between pressed-inward breasts (see also: cleavage, the valley)) where one would insert their penis (referred to by some as a pontoon ) to engage in mammary intercourse (see also: titfuck)

Coined by SizeQueenSupreme

He stuffed a Jackson into the stripper's pontoon pocket, fervently dreaming of jammin' his wang in there.

by Sukebe- No Kotoba October 19, 2008