The Shoebox Project

The pinnacle of Harry Potter Maurauder-era fanfics. Work in Progress. Utterly hilarious and addicting. *SQUEE*

"I was reading the shoebox project at three in the morning, and i could'nt stop laughing- i woke up the whole house."
"Oh, my. I must read that."

by Eric the Half a Bee January 6, 2005

The Shoebox Project

The greatest, in many rabidly obsessed people's opinions, "Marauders' Era" (circa 1970 Hogwarts) Harry Potter fanfiction EVER. Written by Lady Jaida and Dorkorific and hosted on LiveJournal, it has become widely popular and there are heaps of readers who believe that it is canon—J.K. Rowling who? It is meant to be Remus/Sirius slash but remains nearly gen for at least the first nineteen parts.

"MERLIN'S BEARD," I shrieked into my unfortunate friend's ear, "SHOEBOX HAS BEEN UPDATED!"
She sniffed disdainfully and made an off-handed comment about how Remus/Sirius slash is wrong and her personal OC, an author avatar by the name of Mary-Sue—I mean, Crimson Midnight Slytherin, fits much better with both Remus and Sirius. And James, and Lucius, but not Tom Riddle because they're related and that would be "icky."
I smacked her with a pillow, initiating a catfight much like those between Narcissa Black and Carmina Rosier.

by Liz February 14, 2005

Ivanhoe Projects

Located in Gary, Indiana, a.k.a G.I. a.k.a. Gangsta Island. Ivanhoe Projects one of the toughest housing projects in the world, if not these toughest. It was supposedly "closed off" in 1965, but in the 90s folks were still living there & being victims of daily crimes (worst decade of Gary, IN). Matter of fact, even though most of the buildings are abandoned after people left Gary, some people still live in there

Man, I just heard some fools was poppin off over at Ivanhoe Projects
You must be crazy if you don't think GD's run Ivanhoe Projects

by Q.Blaze September 26, 2010

Rs2 Product

The definition of an RS2 Product is somebody who started RS by ONLY playing RS2 and they didn't get to envy the sublimity and magnitude of the ONE and ONLY true RuneScape, which is evidently RS1. RS2 Products are usually people who claim they have the ability to prevail and reign in this so-called "perilous Wilderness" Jagex has horribly implemented in-game during the release of RS2. RS2 Products are a degrading part of RS, and they originated from a 10-year-old mini-game site called "MiniClip." Did I mention some RS2 Products also are exigent and partially slow? RS2 Products are now an ineluctable part of RS2 and they will continue to cause ravage and enmity until a prodigy PKer gives them a nice cup of STFU. :)

"oMfGz0rz! lolololol my br0nz3 dAgg4r pwnsssszzzz tH3 b1g one!!111"

"Shush, RS2 Product."

by Some squirrel. October 29, 2005

projectile diarrhea

Much like projectile vomit. In most average cases shit comes flying out of one's ass at 5000 miles per hour and rips your ass cheecks off, therefore leaving you assless for the rest of your life, unless the ass fairy comes in and creates new ass cheecks out of chicken fat for you.

Daniel had projectile diarrhea once and now he has no fucking friends because he smells like shit, fo shizzel!

by MaikuKitton September 27, 2006

Counter-Productive HyperGooglePhilia

The sudden attraction to attaining knowledge on arbitrary subjects via Internet Search Engines to fill time that should otherwise be spent achieving practical electronic goals.

I should be doing internet research for my paper due tomorrow, but I'm experiencing counter-productive HyperGooglePhilia and have a sudden urge to look up the mating habits of fireants.

by DarcN8r December 29, 2009

Sealy productions

What you call a gay sexual male (or female) who will probaly say this is fake and gay

this man gay, sealy productions type of gay

by Sealyhater August 19, 2019