A personal map of how someone naturally thinks, learns, and processes the world—especially when it doesn’t line up with how schools, jobs, or society are structured. People with strong CAP awareness usually aren’t “broken”—they’re just running a different cognitive operating system that needs different inputs (like context, meaning, time, or rhythm) to function properly.
CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile) You feel like you’re smart, but constantly out of sync with expectations. You’re not slow—you just need alignment.
by AppCha May 4, 2025
Get the CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile)mug. by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
Get the Ugly Betty To Superstore "'Magazine Profile'" Episode 2 On Season 1mug. by Aliens are real?!? December 19, 2022
Get the Confirmed profiles onlymug. A profile sniper is someone who often has a weak argument, and on the losing side of an online argument, who resorts to viewing the profile of the user they're arguing with to find things to make fun of them for in an attempt to gain leverage in an argument by irritating the other user.
"So, you have to snipe my profile to find something to use for a counterpoint. Go get some valid points to back your argument instead of being a neckbeard profile sniper."
by CBE_Simon January 11, 2024
Get the Profile Snipermug. The removal of an airplane traveler from a security line and being placed in a plastic holding cage for a long time because the alarm was set off by the traveler's hip implant. This occurs regardless of any medical documentation showing the presence of the hip implant and results in long delays and intensive body searches.
"Hey, what took you so long to get to the gate for the flight." " I was the object of hip profiling and was patted down for 10 minutes"
by Endsurg August 3, 2009
Get the hip profilingmug. “Did you see Dave’s new profile pic? He’s never serious in his pics. It has to be a parody profile picture.”
by VivaEspana1 March 20, 2021
Get the Parody profile picturemug. A boring-but-necessary bit of drudgery that must be performed every so often on your Facebook and other online "this is me and my life" pages, to ferret out and delete any derogatory/offensive/useless content that a few lazy-a** hoodlums with excessively-temperish personalities (and an unwillingness to merely talk to you directly/privately if they have a gripe with you about something, instead of just splashing their whimpery B.S. all over your profile's comments-section) and/or way too much time on their hands have posted there, so that other viewers of your profiles will not get any wrong ideas about you (i.e., incorrectly think that whatever is being complained about regarding you is actually valid, invalidly assume that you approve of and/or welcome less-than-decent-or-positive material, etc.).
I have to laboriously perform a periodic profile-purging for my Facebook and Tagged account-pages every few months, but I find it worthwhile, since most people whom I befriend online tell me that they like what they see in my profiles, and no doubt this is largely because I try to keep them "clean and pristine" so that viewers are not offended as they scroll down the pages.
by QuacksO December 2, 2018
Get the periodic profile-purgingmug.