military precision

(adj.) Perfect aim, very professional and calmly done.

He picked apart his opponents' arguement with military precision.


He sniped the robber with military precision.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

predicitation

When someone fails so unbelievably bad that they instantaneously contract every STD known to man.

When someone loses a philosophical debate three times in a row they would be in quite a predicitation.

by ROFLSAUSAGE-wheh July 13, 2010

my precious

A title given by a Hobbit named Smeagol aka Gollum to the "One Ring to Rule Them All" from Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!
This title is often given to a significant other or a family member or a friend when you want to make them feel valued and laugh, especially when pronounced in a Smeagol voice.

A single woman sees a handsome man heading her way and thinks, "my precious!"

The man wonders where that Smeagol voice came from.

The woman laughs.

by therealchronicles February 15, 2020

33rd precinct

The main police precinct in Guashingtong Heights, NY where the cops beat the shit out of piff carrying dominicans and get them ready for central bookings

Yo son lets not smoke that blunt in Highbridge, we might end up in tha 33rd precinct

by Ian B'bein October 27, 2007

precious gibson

A thing obsesed with bands, and tv shows. BUT she is also a great friend and loves her pets more than she loves herself.

Damn, she is one Precious Gibson

by I.hate.u.1126 April 11, 2017

Precision Boning

Refers to the attempted anal farting of a mungaloid dawg whilst in air. With some degree of accuracy you can limit the incest damage. An example would be destroying a single sphincter by unloading the groceries all over their gramophone. In order to not damage the orifice be sure to massage and relax the rectum, to do this simply give the patient stiff meds and softly stroke their lancaster boner. If any troubles should rise, feel free to call 1800 lancaster boner, visit our website at www.kandipluggedmyhole.org.au or follow us on snapchat @Dhorseman1127

Kandi my love, lets try Precision Boning tonight?!

by Dhorseman Studs July 31, 2017

Prebitchament

A difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing predicament involving a bitchy female.

Bill: Damn, man. My girl found my Girls Gone Wild stash and is threatening to break up with me if I don't trash it. I spend hundreds on that stash.

Phil: Sounds like a prebitchament!

by Trevor Lloyd October 2, 2007