Lil Peen

A name for a micro penis

guy1: BRO IT'S EMINEM
guy2: I heard he had a Lil Peen
guy1: WHAT?
guy2: It mean he's got a micro penis!!

by KingVerneus February 27, 2021

Peeness

An incredible urge to urinate

A peeness suddenly came over me and I had to rush to the toilet

by affleck April 29, 2009

e-peen

v. used to describe the act of showing off or stroking one's own ego, esp. with regard to computer game prowess.

1337s4v10r: U l00zrz just bitch coz u dont no how 2 play ur toons rite!!!11 lern 2 play, fuktards!!one11
casual_gamer: There's always some asshole e-peening on this forum <ignore button>.

by Jaded, but Dreaming February 18, 2009

girl peen

A girl with a penis in a fictional story, also written as G!P

Her teacher has a girl peen

by junk November 14, 2013

peenial

The state of needing to pee, but being in denial of that fact. Often occurs when comfortable in bed, on a long road trip, etc.

I was so comfortable in bed that I had peenial, and refused to go to the bathroom.

by g50007 May 12, 2008

peeneezing

When you have such an awesome sneeze that a little pee comes out. Often happens to pregnant women.

I had just put my clothes on after getting out of the shower when I ended up peeneezing all over myself.

by labelleauboitdormant October 29, 2009

peenjab

the act of driving ones fist into a males reproductive organs with supierior force.

Kaitlyn and Dylan peenjabbed Rob straight to Alaska!

by Kaitlyn and Dyan January 24, 2011